I just saw rac00000000000000000000000000n's thread on the PETA forums and I's never seen it before. I went and signed up and figured that I would have one chance of a funny thread before being banned FOREVAR and I want to make the most of it.
Just wondering if any of you had any ideas on what I could do?
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YOU GUYS! I have a great strory! So last summer, there was a proffessor living a couple blocks down from me. My friend and I were walking down the street that the guy's house was on, and we heard people talking about a bomb or something. We learn that this "bomb" was planted by PETA, because apparently this guy works with animal research, and that is a big PETA nono. But here's the thing, they planted the bomb at the wrong house. Luckily for my whole -blam!- city, the thing didn't go off. So the city had a very quick response, and when we get to the house there's cop cars, ambulances, fire trucks all over the -blam!- block. I mean literally hundreds, if you add them all up. So standing on the guy's front lawn, almost [i]waiting[/i] is two LAPD SWAT squads, with their gear, they had the ski masks so you couldn't see their face, and machine guns. And their were snipers in the back :] So, naturally I was laughing my ass off, because I thought to myself: "Wow, when PETA gets here they're goona -blam!- their pants" So they got there, and they stared akwardly at these guys with machine guns and rifles. I had some serious lulz that day, and It was pure ownage.