To the Bungie Store?
If we've been shrouded in darkness this long, I can only imagine the light in which they have been protecting for so long has only been protected because it possess a brightness similar to that of the Sun... That being the case, I wouldn't mind having appropriate UV protection when the time comes.
On the sides, they could write "Take THAT, Darkness!"
Just a thought.
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You mean like those star shaped sunglasses, only they'd be in the shape of septagons instead?