Hello, everyone. If you've been here as long as I have, you'll notice that a lot of people take popularity on here as a big deal. Now, you're probably wondering, "Well, yeah. I love being popular. But how can I get it?" Just follow these steps, and you'll be instacool: Step One: Get coup. [i]Bnet's default avatars are dull, and everyone uses them. Coup will make you stand out. If you don't use coup, at least use a lesser-known avatar.[/i] Step Two: Post often. [i]This should be obvious.[/i] Step Three: Break the rules every now and then. [i]The most memorable threads are threads that aren't in line with Bnet's rules. You'll have to break the rules creatively, though.[/i] Step Four: Don't be a phony. [i]Mostly everyone on here is one. Not being one will make you stand out.[/i] Step Five: Have outrageous opinions. [i]This is a must.[/i] Step Six: Don't use memes. [i]Seriously.[/i] Step Seven: Claim to be a girl [i]Most Floodians are antisocial. They enjoy communicating with females online to compensate.[/i] Step Eight: Spam "do you recognize the user above you" threads. [i]Anyone who says "no" will recognize you afterward.[/i] Step Nine: Have a memorable username. [i]A name like "iFarted69" or "FeliciaSucksBlackShaft" is going to get you more attention than "Ron5567" or "HALOFREAK"[/i] That's all there is to it. Have a suggestion for another step? Post it in this thread. [Edited on 12.29.2012 12:10 AM PST]