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12/27/2012 4:49:03 AM
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Garem's guide to Flood popularity (Updated again)
Hello, everyone. If you've been here as long as I have, you'll notice that a lot of people take popularity on here as a big deal. Now, you're probably wondering, "Well, yeah. I love being popular. But how can I get it?" Just follow these steps, and you'll be instacool:
Step One: Get coup.
[i]Bnet's default avatars are dull, and everyone uses them. Coup will make you stand out. If you don't use coup, at least use a lesser-known avatar.[/i]
Step Two: Post often.
[i]This should be obvious.[/i]
Step Three: Break the rules every now and then.
[i]The most memorable threads are threads that aren't in line with Bnet's rules. You'll have to break the rules creatively, though.[/i]
Step Four: Don't be a phony.
[i]Mostly everyone on here is one. Not being one will make you stand out.[/i]
Step Five: Have outrageous opinions.
[i]This is a must.[/i]
Step Six: Don't use memes.
[i]Seriously.[/i]
Step Seven: Claim to be a girl
[i]Most Floodians are antisocial. They enjoy communicating with females online to compensate.[/i]
Step Eight: Spam "do you recognize the user above you" threads.
[i]Anyone who says "no" will recognize you afterward.[/i]
Step Nine: Have a memorable username.
[i]A name like "iFarted69" or "FeliciaSucksBlackShaft" is going to get you more attention than "Ron5567" or "HALOFREAK"[/i]
That's all there is to it. Have a suggestion for another step? Post it in this thread.
[Edited on 12.29.2012 12:10 AM PST]
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Garem is a phony.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem Save this thread to become more popular.[/quote] why?[/quote] Because he wants to be a bigger Phony.[/quote] is that like a brony?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem Save this thread to become more popular.[/quote] why?[/quote] Because he wants to be a bigger Phony.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem Save this thread to become more popular.[/quote]Thread saved 666 get
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem Save this thread to become more popular.[/quote] why?
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Save this thread to become more popular.
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I always fart 69 times.
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People act like I'm from TV or somethin, I'm just a normal Texan...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] II Lord Jiggy II [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bobby Hill Who needs a memorable name?[/quote] [i]Dang it, Bobby![/i][/quote] That boy ain't right.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bobby Hill Who needs a memorable name?[/quote] Ah Bobby my commander.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bobby Hill Who needs a memorable name?[/quote] [i]Dang it, Bobby![/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bobby Hill Who needs a memorable name?[/quote] Lol, nice.
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Who needs a memorable name?
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I'm Peter Parker for God's sake, I've got more important things to worry about...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers Still going to call you Story-san[/quote] kk
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedXRulez Garem, since you have Histronic personality disorder..If somebody said they don't care about you or need you, how do you handle that? [/quote]I'll just know that there's a thousand more people who do.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deadlights911 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tehMoerzzz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] II Lord Jiggy II Now that's just sad. [/quote] what? what is it?[/quote] Alternate account[/quote] what's sad?[/quote] Obvious troll is obvious[/quote] hey buddy! you stole my avatar!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tehMoerzzz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] II Lord Jiggy II [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan what's an alt?[/quote] Now that's just sad. [/quote] what? what is it?[/quote] Alternate account[/quote] what's sad?[/quote] Still going to call you Story-san
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Garem, since you have Histronic personality disorder..If somebody said they don't care about you or need you, how do you handle that?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tehMoerzzz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] II Lord Jiggy II [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan what's an alt?[/quote] Now that's just sad. [/quote] what? what is it?[/quote] Alternate account[/quote] what's sad?[/quote] Obvious troll is obvious
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tehMoerzzz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] II Lord Jiggy II [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan what's an alt?[/quote] Now that's just sad. [/quote] what? what is it?[/quote] Alternate account[/quote] what's sad?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] II Lord Jiggy II [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan Garem thinks he is popular. lol[/quote] [url=http://owlpellets.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/eastern-promises.jpg]You made an alt?[/url] lol.[/quote] what's an alt?[/quote] Now that's just sad. [/quote] what? what is it?[/quote] Alternate account
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] II Lord Jiggy II [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan Garem thinks he is popular. lol[/quote] [url=http://owlpellets.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/eastern-promises.jpg]You made an alt?[/url] lol.[/quote] what's an alt?[/quote] Now that's just sad. [/quote] what? what is it?[/quote] Ok Storysan did you Steal iwritestories alt?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tehMoerzzz This is kinda getting boring... :\ when will this be sidebar'd?[/quote] Enough people have to save it. It's based on saves, not posts.[/quote] Not entirely. Thread activity also plays a part, that's why we can never get archived posts to be pinned.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] II Lord Jiggy II [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan Garem thinks he is popular. lol[/quote] [url=http://owlpellets.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/eastern-promises.jpg]You made an alt?[/url] lol.[/quote] what's an alt?[/quote] Now that's just sad. [/quote] what? what is it?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tehMoerzzz This is kinda getting boring... :\ when will this be sidebar'd?[/quote] Enough people have to save it. It's based on saves, not posts.[/quote] I SAVED IT. SINFISNFONOSDINFONSINFONOINSDIOFSOIDNFOISNDIOFNDIOFNIOSNFSDIFINDSIFNDSOFNIODFNOSDINFIODNFIODNSIFODSOIFNSODINFIOSNDFIDNFISDONFINSDIOFNIODSNFIOSDOFNDSOIFNIOSDNFIDONOFNSODINFIONFIOSNDOFINSDOIFNSDFIONDOIFNIOFNSIFNIOSDNFOISDNFISDIOFNDSIONFIOSDNFIODSNFINFIOSDNFIONDSIOFNDSIOFNIDOFNIODNFINDSOFSDNIOFDOSFNISDFIONDSFOISNDIFDOSNSIDONFSDOISDOFNDSINIODNSJOHNCENAIDOJFIOSDJFIODJSFIJDSIOFJIOSJDFDIISFJIODS MODS HURRY UP AND LOCK THIS!
