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11/4/2012 12:17:31 AM
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Halo 4 Review: It Sucks
Halo 4 is objectively a terrible game. I personally think so, therefore it must be a fact. How could you challenge my eschatological wisdom?
The problem with Halo 4 is basically that it isn't Halo 3 with a slightly different graphics style and maps. Halo 4 has these weird things called loadouts in multiplayer. Since these were popular in CoD this automatically means that CoD invented them. Seeing as Halo has Loadouts and Killcams this means that it is copying CoD which is ipso facto terrible because, for some reason, CoD is the worst game ever made. Whilst it could be argued that loadouts make the game fresh and new I do not like it because it reminds me of CoD and not Halo 3.
There are other fatal flaws in this game. One is that it looks identical and plays identical to Halo Reach. Because of this, I amusingly call the game Halo Reach 2.0 so others can see I have made a truly original observation. Halo Reach 2.0 is going to be terrible because Halo Reach was terrible, because that wasn't Halo 3 either. Another problem the two games share is that they don't respect the canon of the books enough. Unfortunately, Bungie the people who created the universe, think it is ok to override the books. Bungie have even encouraged 343 Industries to do the same.
A very big problem with the game, that deserves mention is how Master Chief's armour changes in cryosleep. This is literally impossible and is such a big deal to me that I will continue to never shut up about it in forums. 343 instantly ruined the game when they didn't think through such an issue. This is a really big deal and should not be taken lightly.
I could just load up and play Halo 3 but that would be too logical. Instead, I will waste my time on Bungie.net, a forum that has nothing to do with the future of Halo anymore, and will complain and nitpick about anything concerning Halo 4 and anything else of Halo.
Halo 4 sucks and it is a terrible game. Don't put your money into a CoD clone.
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I'm getting black ops instead
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UNHOLYCOOPERs GF I personally think so, therefore it must be a fact.[/quote]Wonderful logic.
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Butthurt 343 fanboys inbound
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After reading the whole thing, [i][b]LOL.[/i][/b] [Edited on 11.03.2012 4:22 PM PDT]
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Is it Tuesday already?
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I'll admit, this made me chuckle.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UNHOLYCOOPERs GF Halo 4 is objectively a terrible game. I personally think so, therefore it must be a fact. How could you challenge my eschatological wisdom? The problem with Halo 4 is basically that it isn't Halo 3 with a slightly different graphics style and maps. Halo 4 has these weird things called loadouts in multiplayer. Since these were popular in CoD this automatically means that CoD invented them. Seeing as Halo has Loadouts and Killcams this means that it is copying CoD which is ipso facto terrible because, for some reason, CoD is the worst game ever made. Whilst it could be argued that loadouts make the game fresh and new I do not like it because it reminds me of CoD and not Halo 3. There are other fatal flaws in this game. One is that it looks identical and plays identical to Halo Reach. Because of this, I amusingly call the game Halo Reach 2.0 so others can see I have made a truly original observation. Halo Reach 2.0 is going to be terrible because Halo Reach was terrible, because that wasn't Halo 3 either. Another problem the two games share is that they don't respect the canon of the books enough. Unfortunately, Bungie the people who created the universe, think it is ok to override the books. Bungie have even encouraged 343 Industries to do the same. A very big problem with the game, that deserves mention is how Master Chief's armour changes in cryosleep. This is literally impossible and is such a big deal to me that I will continue to never shut up about it in forums. 343 instantly ruined the game when they didn't think through such an issue. This is a really big deal and should not be taken lightly. I could just load up and play Halo 3 but that would be too logical. Instead, I will waste my time on Bungie.net, a forum that has nothing to do with the future of Halo anymore, and will complain and nitpick about anything concerning Halo 4 and anything else of Halo. [quote] Halo 4 is objectively a terrible game. I personally think so, therefore it must be a fact. How could you challenge my eschatological wisdom?[/quote] lel Halo 4 sucks and it is a terrible game. Don't put your money into a CoD clone.[/quote] lol [Edited on 11.03.2012 4:20 PM PDT]
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I lol'd.
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Ok, thanks.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie Sam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UNHOLYCOOPERs GF I personally think so, therefore it must be a fact.[/quote]Wonderful logic.[/quote] This. And cool opinion bro, too bad most don't agree, and neither do I.[/quote] I am pretty sure he is just taking the piss guys...
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AC3 instead. well, 343i not only collected thousands via pre-order but will rack up more cash for a terrible game. What makes me laugh is that 343i can't even write their own engine, they had to copy the one from Reach! Shame on 343i for a bad game and shame on Bungie for selling Halo. Well, who wants to play Reach?
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Wow, people really don't get it, huh?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HundredJono Is it Tuesday already?[/quote]
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lol at the people who thought this was a serious post. [Edited on 11.03.2012 4:25 PM PDT]
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Heh, it was funny :D
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WinyPit82 lol at the people who thoughts this was a serious post. [/quote]This. So many lol's at the people who didn't read also.
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You guys really need to actually read the post before commenting lol...
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8/10 Made me laugh.
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It is such a bad game I'm considering loading up Halo 3: ODST. This was a terrible game even though it was made on Halo 3's engine which was the best Halo game.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UNHOLYCOOPERs GF It is such a bad game I'm considering loading up Halo 3: ODST. This was a terrible game even though it was made on Halo 3's engine which was the best Halo game.[/quote]You should quit while you're ahead.
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It's only funny because it is happening.
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Dat post u gotta read it frst b4 commentin bro
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A lot of people aren't reading the OP and catching the OBVIOUS SARCASM. 9/10 Gave me a little laugh.
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That gave me quite a chuckle.
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8/10 Would read again.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EMPeace You guys really need to actually read the post before commenting lol...[/quote]
