I really like Halo 2, and so today I thought, "What would it be like to have sex with it?"
So now I'm trying to. However, I have a problem. I can't fit it in and I don't have lubrication. Does anyone know some lubrication that I could get? Like from a common household item?
[url=http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff384/lolrofl911/snapshot-15.png]Here's me trying to get it in.[/url]
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I wouldn't touch that link with a 29 and a half foot pole.
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That's disturbing. If you're going to do that, at least do it to a game that's actually good. Like Halo 1.
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I love it. H2 = best game ever
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Ahhh mah eyes. Someone do something. Ban it with fire!!!!
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I remember this from a while ago.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pacman Dragon I wouldn't touch that link with a 29 and a half foot pole.[/quote] It's photobucket. It's safe.
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I didn't think the picture would actually....... *shudders*
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I clicked on it expecting ghey -blam!- or meatspin or something. It was 1000x worse. Also OP, your wiener is small. [Edited on 08.25.2012 9:07 PM PDT]
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Oh god what, nuke it from orbit. I don't know what I expected clicking the link, but I didn't think it would be that terrible. [Edited on 08.25.2012 9:07 PM PDT]
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OP's lying. It fit easily. Didn't even notice the link... [Edited on 08.25.2012 9:09 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vines Wrap [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pacman Dragon I wouldn't touch that link with a 29 and a half foot pole.[/quote] It's photobucket. It's safe.[/quote] You evil S.O.B.
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Don't click the link.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vines Wrap [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pacman Dragon I wouldn't touch that link with a 29 and a half foot pole.[/quote] It's photobucket. It's safe.[/quote]Not according to these posts
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*pokes link with steel rod whilst wearing a radiation suit*
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C'mon guys, help.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pacman Dragon I wouldn't touch that link with a 29 and a half foot pole.[/quote] LOL. indeed. i regret clicking!!! :(
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Okay guys, I heard that bananas can produce a natural lubrication, so I'm going to use that.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZATRA Okay guys, I heard that bananas can produce a natural lubrication, so I'm going to use that.[/quote] Do what you have to do, just.. leave.
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It worked!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZATRA It worked![/quote] Thanks for sharing...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZATRA It worked![/quote] Thanks for sharing...[/quote] You're welcome.
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Quality thread right here, people.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZATRA [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZATRA It worked![/quote] Thanks for sharing...[/quote] You're welcome.[/quote] You can leave now.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZATRA Does anyone know some lubrication that I could get?[/quote]Have you tried spitting?