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Science is fake!!!

Science is fake!!! Want prove? Science says that heat rises right? Then why does ice form on the top of water first? And on the same point *if the earth is filled with magma, why is the ground so cold? *Eijsvogel2 Brian OA Well, Science, if we're facing a food crisis on several countries, why can't we bring cheese from the moon? TheHawk62; Since Oil floats on top of water, how come If I fill my shows with oil, and leave small holes at the bottom of my shoe, I don't float? YOU GOT SOME EXPLAININ' TO DO SCIENCE. [i]Matter cannot be created nor destroyed[/i].. Then how did it get here? Asplain that one, [i]science[/i] BitesizeCrayons Why doesn't a cat with some toast taped to it, buttered side up, spin in the air? Neither can do what science says they'll do. A cat must always land on its feet, and toast must always land buttered side up. Science is wrong once more. EnragedAUSTIN11 If matter can neither be crated or destroid than how come someone can just pull a quarter out of my ear. I KNOW I didnt have one in there and the guy said he didnt have one in his hand UNTIL he pulled it out of my ear! EXPLAIN THAT RedXRulez Hey, here's one for you science! [i]If nothing can go faster than the speed of light, how come when I run with a flashlight the light goes as fast as I do?[/i] Rahm Emanuel If gravity exists then explain bubbles. OPs Dad Why can't I put torches (Flashlights) on the back of my car to travel at light speed? sargent shade; How does the moon glow if it doesn't run on electricity or have a power supply? If the earth isn't flat how can I place a marble on the ground and it won't roll? Assassin 11D7; How come when I pee it's yellow? I never drank anything yellow! Since says that plants run on electricity but that's fake we all know that plants run on magic. Captain Richards; If evolution is true how come my testes are located outside my body? bagan bodies 2; If the moon has no gravity, how did people walk on it? HOW DO WE KNOW PEOPLE WALKED ON THE MOON???? RECON828; So, [i]Science,[/i] why is it that glue doesn't stick in the bottle? Don't get comfortable, [i]2nd law of Thermodynamics,[/i] I have a question for you, too. If everything tends towards disorder, why is my room always so tidy? bagan bodies 2; If the Earth isn't the center of the universe, then why does everything revolve around it? Did you know there is no actual proof that there was color before 1910? Before 1910, everything may have been in B&W.( MyNameIsCharlie) Modified Bear; If magic isn't real then how did Harry Potter do all that stuff? If the universe is over 13 billion years old then why is it only 2012?(Modified Bear) If the Earth has a magnetic field, why don't my magnets stick to the ground?(bagan bodies 2) If there's no oxygen in space then how does the sun burn?(Modified Bear) "Gravity' says that what goes up must come down. Well let me tell you a story. Once when I was a child, I had a balloon. One day I accidentally let go of it in a supermarket, and the balloon floated up to the ceiling. I waited in that store for three whole days. The balloon never came down. The balloon never came down.(SonOfTheShire) Another thing. When I put the bag in the "Microwave" it magically fills with popcorn. I can see the bag inside, no one is in there putting the popcorn in. Where does it come from? Answer me THAT science.(Thank you 'My name is Charlie') Hey scientists If Darwin was so smart how come he's dead?(Modified Bear) BIGGEST PROOF TO DATE The amount of water on Earth is 1.386 x 10^21 litres Let's assume that people will only use 2 litres of water per day. This is less than people actually use but we'll just use the optimal drinking volume for simplicity. there are 6 billion people on earth (it's more like 7 billion now but let's be generous to the scientists). This means that we drink 12 billion litres if water per day (12 x 10^9 litres). The bible says that the Earth has only existed for 6000 years. In that time we would only have been able to use 0.0012% of the world's water supply. Compare that to what scientists say - that life has existed for around 3 billion years. This would mean we would have drunk [u]9.5 times the amount of water on the planet![/iu] This is obviously impossible since our oceans are not empty.(Modified Bear) YOUR MOVE SCIENTISTS The truth, it just spoke to you. [Edited on 05.21.2012 6:53 PM PDT]
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  • Another thing: What started the big bang!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Modified Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Modified Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion This isn't funny. Also he is being an idiot. And he is an insult to the idea of intelligence.[/quote]Dude, he's not trying to be intelligent This entire thread is a piss take[/quote] He's unfunny and quite possibly suffering a rather severe mental retardation. Also the thread is a piss take. Also I disproved everything he said making it void and proving, once and for all, science know best, always, period. Also, he's a troll.[/quote]Jesus christ man, he doesn't [i]actually[/i] believe the stuff he posted It's called taking the piss, look it up[/quote] Are you suggesting that I made this all up? Why would I do that?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assassin 11D7 How come when I pee it's yellow? I never drank anything yellow![/quote] Added.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie (you know this isn't a serious thread, right? relax, have some fun already)[/quote]I don't think he knows how

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assassin 11D7 If air exists why can't I see it? Why does grass taste worse than lettuce if they're both green? One of them must be orange. If electricity controls my body, how come getting struck by lightning doesn't make me superman? [/quote] Grass has cellulose, which isn't tasty for humans. Lettuce is green as well as grass because of chlorophyll, and electricity messes up your nervous system because it jams the signals.[/quote] It gives me about 20 times the regular amount of electricity, therefore I should do things 20 times as fast. Also, you proved that grass cannot be green because Lettuce and Grass aren't made of the same things. This is science.

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  • I'm outta here. *Leaves thread*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assassin 11D7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhitestKidUKnow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Modified Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assassin 11D7 How come when I pee it's yellow? I never drank anything yellow![/quote]Another thing for the list![/quote]That also poses another question, why is my poop brown, I never ate anything brown.[/quote] The digestive juices secreted by the intestine and the undigested food materials passing along the intestinal tract, covered in the digestive juices, is always the same product, which is faeces, which is brown, because of the digestive juices.[/quote] Nobody here ever drank brown juice. You need to get your facts straight, buddy.[/quote] Your body naturally secretes it. It is metabolised from products of digestion, not the food itself, and the juices aren't brown, but they stain the undigested food brown. Which is faeces.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie Just thought of this: If radiation and harsh chemicals give you tumors, why do they treat tumors with radiation and harsh chemicals?[/quote] They cause uncontrollable growth of cells. You must then kill those cells completely. Kinda like if you're in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, and a human gets bitten and turns into a zombie, but you don't destroy the brain, then you have to kill them because they're now a zombie by destroying the brain. The brain is the nucleus of the cell if it grows uncontrollably, kill the cell completely. That's the only way to stop it spreading.[/quote] No, its like saying that the only way to be cured of zombiism is to be eaten by a zombie. (you know this isn't a serious thread, right? relax, have some fun already)

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  • How does the moon glow if it doesn't run on electricity or have a power supply? If the earth isn't flat how can I place a marble on the ground and it won't roll?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie Just thought of this: If radiation and harsh chemicals give you tumors, why do they treat tumors with radiation and harsh chemicals?[/quote] They cause uncontrollable growth of cells. You must then kill those cells completely. Kinda like if you're in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, and a human gets bitten and turns into a zombie, but you don't destroy the brain, then you have to kill them because they're now a zombie by destroying the brain. The brain is the nucleus of the cell if it grows uncontrollably, kill the cell completely. That's the only way to stop it spreading.[/quote]Yeah? Well answer my question, tough guy!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie Just thought of this: If radiation and harsh chemicals give you tumors, why do they treat tumors with radiation and harsh chemicals?[/quote] They cause uncontrollable growth of cells. You must then kill those cells completely. Kinda like if you're in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, and a human gets bitten and turns into a zombie, but you don't destroy the brain, then you have to kill them because they're now a zombie by destroying the brain. The brain is the nucleus of the cell if it grows uncontrollably, kill the cell completely. That's the only way to stop it spreading.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhitestKidUKnow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Modified Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assassin 11D7 How come when I pee it's yellow? I never drank anything yellow![/quote]Another thing for the list![/quote]That also poses another question, why is my poop brown, I never ate anything brown.[/quote] The digestive juices secreted by the intestine and the undigested food materials passing along the intestinal tract, covered in the digestive juices, is always the same product, which is faeces, which is brown, because of the digestive juices.[/quote] Nobody here ever drank brown juice. You need to get your facts straight, buddy.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] aD0UBLEj Everything in your op is wrong.[/quote] Why would you think it a serious topic when the title is: "Science is fake!!!"

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  • Everything in your op is wrong.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assassin 11D7 If air exists why can't I see it? Why does grass taste worse than lettuce if they're both green? One of them must be orange. If electricity controls my body, how come getting struck by lightning doesn't make me superman? [/quote] Grass has cellulose, which isn't tasty for humans. Lettuce is green as well as grass because of chlorophyll, and electricity messes up your nervous system because it jams the signals.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Modified Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion I know that he's taking the piss. It's the fact that he thinks that he's being funny that's so funny. He's just made one single stupid statement; how does that make him funny???[/quote]Making fun of people who actually make these ridiculous claims? and also humour from sheer absurdity? Lighten up man[/quote] Stupidity isn't funny. It's stupid. It's a cheap joke and is not funny.

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  • Hey, here's one for you science! [i]If nothing can go faster than the speed of light, how come when I run with a flashlight the light goes as fast as I do?[/i]

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  • Just thought of this: If radiation and harsh chemicals give you tumors, why do they treat tumors with radiation and harsh chemicals?

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  • If air exists why can't I see it? Why does grass taste worse than lettuce if they're both green? One of them must be orange. If electricity controls my body, how come getting struck by lightning doesn't make me superman?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion I know that he's taking the piss. It's the fact that he thinks that he's being funny that's so funny. He's just made one single stupid statement; how does that make him funny???[/quote]Making fun of people who actually make these ridiculous claims? and also humour from sheer absurdity? Lighten up man

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhitestKidUKnow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Modified Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assassin 11D7 How come when I pee it's yellow? I never drank anything yellow![/quote]Another thing for the list![/quote]That also poses another question, why is my poop brown, I never ate anything brown.[/quote] The digestive juices secreted by the intestine and the undigested food materials passing along the intestinal tract, covered in the digestive juices, is always the same product, which is faeces, which is brown, because of the digestive juices.

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  • The OP has an incredible amount of stupidity in it... God...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Modified Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assassin 11D7 How come when I pee it's yellow? I never drank anything yellow![/quote]Another thing for the list![/quote] The urea is a waste product formed from metabolic processes in the liver. This passes out into the bloodstream and the kidneys filter it out. This then ends up in your urine, along with other waste products.

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  • 7/10 Was definitely an amusing read.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Modified Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assassin 11D7 How come when I pee it's yellow? I never drank anything yellow![/quote]Another thing for the list![/quote]That also poses another question, why is my poop brown, I never ate anything brown.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Modified Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Modified Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mitochondrion This isn't funny. Also he is being an idiot. And he is an insult to the idea of intelligence.[/quote]Dude, he's not trying to be intelligent This entire thread is a piss take[/quote] He's unfunny and quite possibly suffering a rather severe mental retardation. Also the thread is a piss take. Also I disproved everything he said making it void and proving, once and for all, science know best, always, period. Also, he's a troll.[/quote]Jesus christ man, he doesn't [i]actually[/i] believe the stuff he posted It's called taking the piss, look it up[/quote] I know that he's taking the piss. It's the fact that he thinks that he's being funny that's so funny. He's just made one single stupid statement; how does that make him funny???

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