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1/29/2012 12:51:06 AM
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******* from Erie, PA, I met your mom!
I wanted to post this last night in the flood, but for professional reasons didn't. I posted it in HFCS, and my fellow ninjas though it was too good not to share. So I am, but I'm taking out the names.
Here is the story,
A fellow resident I work with has been hitting on this lady. He gets her to go out to the bars tonight, but she insist on bringing a friend.
Queue me.
He asks me to come along as the wing man. He knows I just got out of a relationship and that I need a good night out working my skills back up. I accept.
We get to the bar and I am paired with this lady a year or two older than me. Fairly good looking. However I'm still not ready to start anew and I know my role is to keep the friend distracted so my buddy can get laid.
As the night goes on we talk about random crap. Eventually the four of us land on the topic of what is better, Star Wars or Star Trek.
When the question is asked of me, I respond, "I'm more of a Halo man."
This response peaks the attention of the lady I'm trying to distract. She says, "My son ****** loves that game! He plays it all the time. He also is always on their website, I think he calls it The Flood site."
I literally didn't know how to respond.
Do I spill the beans and let her know who I am? Or do I play stupid?
I went with stupid. I don't plan on ever seeing this chick again. Although she was cool, she wasn't my type, and as I said before too freshly single to try and play the game.
On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...
[Edited on 01.28.2012 4:54 PM PST]
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Bobcast is now the coolest Ninja ever. <3
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ravingmasher626 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tom T [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lord of dahorde [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lord of dahorde I don't get it.[/quote][/quote]When a mummy and a bobcast love eachother very much they talk to Mr. Stork. Stork being a euphemism for male genitalia and talking in fact being the opening of a different mouth and the stimulation that ensues. Sorry, did I ruin your childhood?[/quote] So Bobcast talks to his dick?[/quote] Lol!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tom T [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ravingmasher626 You dirty bastard.[/quote]I preferred your first question, to which the answer was "Don't we all?" Now I have some idea of what it is like to be Jim's Dad :)[/quote]So I have a question. Do the Ninja's know some of the other ones in real life? How did you meet/talk? Was it because you were both ninjas?
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I'm very close to finding said boy......
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tom T Sorry, did I ruin your childhood?[/quote] I'm scared. *Runs off screaming*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tom T [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lord of dahorde [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lord of dahorde I don't get it.[/quote][/quote]When a mummy and a bobcast love eachother very much they talk to Mr. Stork. Stork being a euphemism for male genitalia and talking in fact being the opening of a different mouth and the stimulation that ensues. Sorry, did I ruin your childhood?[/quote] Not necessarily a different mouth.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...[/quote] I like puppies. [Edited on 01.31.2012 10:07 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ravingmasher626 You dirty bastard.[/quote]I preferred your first question, to which the answer was "Don't we all?" Now I have some idea of what it is like to be Jim's Dad :) [Edited on 01.31.2012 10:03 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tom T [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lord of dahorde [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lord of dahorde I don't get it.[/quote][/quote]When a mummy and a bobcast love eachother very much they talk to Mr. Stork. Stork being a euphemism for male genitalia and talking in fact being the opening of a different mouth and the stimulation that ensues. Sorry, did I ruin your childhood?[/quote] I think this is as graphic as you can go without actually getting your post removed 0_0
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tom T [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lord of dahorde [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lord of dahorde I don't get it.[/quote][/quote]When a mummy and a bobcast love eachother very much they talk to Mr. Stork. Stork being a euphemism for male genitalia and talking in fact being the opening of a different mouth and the stimulation that ensues. Sorry, did I ruin your childhood?[/quote] So Bobcast talks to his dick? [Edited on 01.31.2012 10:02 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lord of dahorde [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lord of dahorde I don't get it.[/quote][/quote]When a mummy and a bobcast love eachother very much they talk to Mr. Stork. Stork being a euphemism for male genitalia and talking in fact being the opening of a different mouth and the stimulation that ensues. Sorry, did I ruin your childhood?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lord of dahorde I don't get it.[/quote]
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[ Thread Saved ] [Edited on 01.31.2012 8:37 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kickimanjaro [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HipiO7 So, have we found who's the lucky boy?[/quote]Some dude came in here with odd text and told us to stop. We've since theorized that it was his mother.[/quote] Wait... could you refer to that post? I've read the whole thread and I don't recognize the post you're talking about. EDIT: Oh lol I get it. /derp Foman, prepare for... [i]something[/i] [Edited on 01.31.2012 6:34 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HipiO7 So, have we found who's the lucky boy?[/quote]Some dude came in here with odd text and told us to stop. We've since theorized that it was his mother.
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So, have we found who's the lucky boy?
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This is actually a pretty cool story. I've never met anyone that has even the slightest relationship with the Flood. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Storm .[/quote]Cool comment bro. [Edited on 01.31.2012 3:49 AM PST]
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Hahaha, this is great. "Let the puppies out of the pen," hahaha.
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Pinning on wall inbound. OT: Quite interesting.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TOMahawk7890 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T1d3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x Please note; anybody who attempts to use this or any other thread as a way to find out who the user is -- either in real life or their Bungie.net identity -- will receive a harsh ban for harassment with the possibility of permanent ban. The name is censored for a reason. This is not a mystery for you to solve; laugh and enjoy the story and go on about your day.[/quote] well when, I find out who it is, I will be rewarded above anyone else on the flood. a Perma ban does not scare me. neither does Foman. I only respect 3 Mods- Recon, Bobcast, True Underdog.[/quote] [url=http://www.google.com.au/imgres?q=we+got+a+badass&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=772&bih=414&tbm=isch&tbnid=qB4CTXEDbyW1dM:&imgrefurl=http://weknowmemes.com/2011/11/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here/&docid=YLQt396DP5CteM&imgurl=http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png&w=769&h=595&ei=WKQnT8ajEIj3mAWkmbGiAw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=76&vpy=89&dur=3268&hovh=197&hovw=255&tx=166&ty=112&sig=106133027585608304607&page=1&tbnh=100&tbnw=127&start=0&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0]woah![/url] [/quote] dude I know I'm so cool right!
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This is amazing!! [thread saved]
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How is this a girl advice thread.... [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doc Bacon A Ninja posting a girl advice thread? Well I guess the flood has fallen to complete -blam!- now[/quote]
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A Ninja posting a girl advice thread? Well I guess the flood has fallen to complete -blam!- now
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<3 this. Haven't had a good laugh in a while.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T1d3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x Please note; anybody who attempts to use this or any other thread as a way to find out who the user is -- either in real life or their Bungie.net identity -- will receive a harsh ban for harassment with the possibility of permanent ban. The name is censored for a reason. This is not a mystery for you to solve; laugh and enjoy the story and go on about your day.[/quote] well when, I find out who it is, I will be rewarded above anyone else on the flood. a Perma ban does not scare me. neither does Foman. I only respect 3 Mods- Recon, Bobcast, True Underdog.[/quote] [url=http://www.google.com.au/imgres?q=we+got+a+badass&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=772&bih=414&tbm=isch&tbnid=qB4CTXEDbyW1dM:&imgrefurl=http://weknowmemes.com/2011/11/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here/&docid=YLQt396DP5CteM&imgurl=http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png&w=769&h=595&ei=WKQnT8ajEIj3mAWkmbGiAw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=76&vpy=89&dur=3268&hovh=197&hovw=255&tx=166&ty=112&sig=106133027585608304607&page=1&tbnh=100&tbnw=127&start=0&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0]woah![/url]
