If were going to dominate the world, we might as well do it properly right. If any one has some good ideas about taking over the world please let me know. I was thinking about first buying a nice sized country and turn it into a Halo 2 training facility. Or make a college, and dedicate it to bungie.
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We should buy an island not a country. That way we can start a country from scratch instead of having to change a democratic country into one with a bungie dictator. The New country should start in Canada cause our government doesn't care what the hell is happening to our country so they wont mind being invaded later on once we have built up our numbers. or if we do buy a country it should be one that already has a dictator government so that we dont have to change as much. or we could buy a democratic one and go to George W to ask for tips on fixing the polls...
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Not Canada, i heard that modding xboxs there was illegal. Mabye the Bahamas.
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Hey I say lets stick to the Ilands and lets start Developing Covenant weapons
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so what you do is you get nukes and threten to blow up volcanoes. if that happened there would be another ice age. then laugh at everyone when there is a king of the world
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Dont forget the shield technology.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mister_Ninja We should buy an island not a country. That way we can start a country from scratch instead of having to change a democratic country into one with a bungie dictator. The New country should start in Canada cause our government doesn't care what the hell is happening to our country so they wont mind being invaded later on once we have built up our numbers. or if we do buy a country it should be one that already has a dictator government so that we dont have to change as much. or we could buy a democratic one and go to George W to ask for tips on fixing the polls...[/quote] "Oh no dear, I don't hate people - I'm Canadian.. " -[i]quote from Malcom in the Middle[/i]
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[color=crimson]If you ask me, Montana would be the perfect place to start. There's no one there![/color]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crimson Kenny [color=crimson]If you ask me, Montana would be the perfect place to start. There's no one there![/color][/quote] Except for a bunch of Whacked out Militants who think they are TRUE Americans - Stockpiling guns and stuff... [Edited on 8/19/2004 11:04:47 AM]
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Bungie can't take over the world until after Olympics 2008. Olympics 2008, due to [i]extremely[/i] bad sportsmanship, will start World War III. During the war, Bungie will get ahold of all the money it can and stockpile it, then go into hiding. After the war, when all countries will be crippled, Bungie will make its move, buying out and taking over what it can.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GameJunkieJim [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crimson Kenny [color=crimson]If you ask me, Montana would be the perfect place to start. There's no one there![/color][/quote] Except for a bunch of Whacked out Militants who think they are TRUE Americans - Stockpiling guns and stuff...[/quote] exactly. once we introduce them to technology they will swear their undying allegiance to bungie, and then we will have more firearms than any other major world power!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GameJunkieJim [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crimson Kenny [color=crimson]If you ask me, Montana would be the perfect place to start. There's no one there![/color][/quote] Except for a bunch of Whacked out Militants who think they are TRUE Americans - Stockpiling guns and stuff...[/quote] exactly. once we introduce them to technology they will swear their undying allegiance to bungie, and then we will have more firearms than any other major world power![/quote] [color=crimson]There are still the minor powers to watch out for, mainly Switzerland. Attacking them would mean certain death.[/color]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crimson Kenny [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GameJunkieJim [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crimson Kenny [color=crimson]If you ask me, Montana would be the perfect place to start. There's no one there![/color][/quote] Except for a bunch of Whacked out Militants who think they are TRUE Americans - Stockpiling guns and stuff...[/quote] exactly. once we introduce them to technology they will swear their undying allegiance to bungie, and then we will have more firearms than any other major world power![/quote] [color=crimson]There are still the minor powers to watch out for, mainly Switzerland. Attacking them would mean certain death.[/color][/quote] Hell Yeah -- even their POCKETKNIVES are Badass -- they probably have pistols with fold out shotgun stocks and mini rockets that fit's in your pocket...
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thats why halo2 is being released in switzerland on aug.24th (yes, its true! but don't tell anyone!)... we get their undying allegiance too.
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I say we get the Ninjas to assassinate every world leader.
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wut about the moon. if that doesn't work we should have all the countries leaders bet their country on a game of poker. winner takes the world
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben thats why halo2 is being released in switzerland on aug.24th (yes, its true! but don't tell anyone!)... we get their undying allegiance too. [/quote] Hey, my sister-in-law has relatives in Switzerland. W00t! Maybe they can score me a copy. And a PAL box. And a PAL TV. And ship it overseas. And get it through customs... hmm... that's starting to not look any faster than waiting for November. I vote for the Bahamas. I could do with a sunny, warm vacation right now. -- Steve's been living through one of the coolest, dampest summers in county history.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Anton P Nym I vote for the Bahamas. I could do with a sunny, warm vacation right now. -- Steve's been living through one of the coolest, dampest summers in county history.[/quote] Those islands are a 15 minute puddle jumper away from me. Only one problem I can see. Once someone has a big floppy hat (to keep the sun from blinding you), a cold icy drink, and your toes wriggling in warm wet sand.... your drive to dominate the world tends to become less of a priority than keeping the previously mentioned cold drink nice and full. I think by keeping themselves next to the quarry outside of Redmond, the Bungie team are ensuring that they stay focused on the real goal.
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We need to have plasma beams mounted on satelites amed at every country. Just in case.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I think by keeping themselves next to the quarry outside of Redmond, the Bungie team are ensuring that they stay focused on the real goal.[/quote] So you're suggesting we set up in a cold, desolate wasteland, to keep us focused? Sounds good. I like being isolated. Now...time to go and lock myself away from society.... [Edited on 8/20/2004 5:34:27 AM]
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Why not create indestructible Cheese based technology, and use it to create a dome. It is then a simple matter of placing it on an uninhabited island. From there we can build armies, weaponry etc.
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Okay. A dome built off cheese based technology is cool. BUT I WON'T USE A WEAPON MADE OF IT! That can't be too trustworthy.
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Programmable Cheese bots. Mmm...
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Cheese weaponry is in development now-If its good enough for the US goverment, Then its good enough for me. Although our technologies mortal weakness=Fondue sets
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stalin the 31st Although our technologies mortal weakness=Fondue sets[/quote] Hence the alliance with the Swiss. -- Steve thinks you've sewn up the Wisconsin vote.
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theres another prblem tho... what about japan? sony's home country, sony of course being the mortal enemy of Xbox. and another snag; microsoft wants to take over the world too, and theyre halfway there already.
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[color=crimson]Have they taken Antartica yet? If not we should make a move to take out those penguins! Japan? Well, we have ninjas, don't we? We can send them to Japan, and take over Russia while we're at it.[/color] [Edited on 8/20/2004 10:11:43 AM]