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7/6/2009 3:13:15 PM
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guys i think somtehings wrong

A few days ago I was with my gf. She got up to go to the bathroom and she left a packet on the table. It looked like candy so i started popping the individual pieces out. It tasted pretty good and i didnt eat all day so i was just going to buy her a new bag of m&ms or something. She got back and saw me finishing off her candy and she got really mad and ran off. Yesterday she called me and apologized that she ran off but hse was emotional because she didnt want me to know she was on the birth control pill. i almost dropped the phone. i didnt know i ate a whole month of birth controls and when i looked online i saw there are hormons in the pills. Over the last couple days my nipples have been really sensitive and i think i am growing boobs. My ding dong (i dont know how else to say it without it getting blammed) is still here but it doesnt stay up as much as it used to. I don't want to lose my ding dong. I need help flood. How can i get more male hormones?
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