Look at your stats. Now look at mine. Now back at your's. Now [i]back[/i] to mine.
Sadly, they're not like mine, but if you stopped hiding behind armor lock like a crying little girl and started spawn camping like a professional you could have stats like mine.
Look down, now back up. Where are you? You're in the enemy team's base, spawn camping the living -blam!- out of the squeakers on Big Team Battle while that sexy Halo girlfriend you wish you had is supporting you with her epic sniping skills.
What's in your hand? Back at me. It's a frag grenade, ready for tossing down the hallway on Sword Base. Look again. That grenade is now a [i]Rocket Launcher![/i] Loaded with all the ammo you need to secure a victory on Reflection. Anything is possible when you're a pro like me.
I'm in a Banshee.
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*Does the whistle*
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Cool story bro!
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+3 internets
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LOL OLD SPICE
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I'm so confused!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] S2 Black 0ut +3 internets[/quote] [i]Unfrigginbelievable![/i]
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well said, sir, well said.
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This topic has my approval.
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I noticed that you haven't played a single Halo game.
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Haha I liked it :)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nuke incoming I noticed that you haven't played a single Halo game.[/quote] And I noticed that you have a hacktical nuke inbound.
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OP you have free cookies for life. (::)
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best thread ever. of all time
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Tread shaved.
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I love this meme. Good show, OP.
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i applaud you!!! *applauds*
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzu1syjt80E]Oh so related[/url]
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*Old Spice Whistle*
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Hahahahahahahahahaha! I love you :D
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Clever.
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someone should make a machinima of this
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] superspartan004 best thread ever. of all time[/quote]
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You win. Fact.
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MLG ain't got nothin' on my spice.