Basically it all started when I was walking up my stairs today, and I had a treat for my dog. It took me several hours to get this treat, in fact I went all the way to Manchester (I live in London) to get this. And it cost me quite some cash.
After I went home, I found out that my little sister had already fed my dog, So I shoved batteries up her nose and kicked her down my stairs, i then repeatedly kept hitting her with my shoe. And then forced her to eat my 4 week old moldy sandwich. I then kicked her in the balled and nuked her from orbit. I think shes dead now.
[i]EDIT: Guy below me, how do you feel? [/i]
[Edited on 07.10.2011 4:06 PM PDT]
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Wait, so who died exactly?