So I was in science class and my lab partner is this one girl. We were doing shit with Bunsen Burners and I was going to light it. I grab the striker and was about to do it when she said,"Here I'll do it."
I go,"It's fine, I've got this."
She goes[i]"What do you think I can't do it.[/i]
I go,"No, I'm just saying I can do it."
[i]"Why because I'm a girl, you think I'm not as strong as you?"[/i]
"I never said that."
[i]"You're an asshole you know that."[/i]
[b]Than I go grab a tissue[/b]
"Here wipe your crying eyes."
[i]"SHUT IT"[/i]
"Chill."
[b]Than she grabs scissors out of nowhere[/b]
[i]"SHUT IT OR ILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!"[/i]
"Ok, light the Bunsen burner."
[b]But than I light it before she does.[/b]
[i]"Asshole."[/i]
She has not cut my nuts off. I guess you could say she doesn't have the [b]Balls[/b] to do it.
Still WTF.
Edit: She has -blam!-ing criminal charges for assault. She pulled a knife out on a student. She has beat up a girl for calling her dumb. There is more but I'm not gonna read off the whole list.
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Just tell her she'll need bigger scissors because your balls are made of steel.