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8/16/2005 5:32:58 AM
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FAMILY GUY QUOTES~~
Judge: I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA!
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Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.' Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
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this-one-lady-i-forgot-who-she-represented: "ok, im going to need your name." peter:"lets see.....pea......tear.....griffin...o crap!"
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quagmire walked into the griffins house while peter and louis were naked to be nice to there daughter and quagmire said i need a towel ()i hope you understand
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Peater-Pea *sees pea on plate* Peater-tear *sees a woman crying* Peater-Griffin *sees a griffin fly through room* Peater- aww crap
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Peter and Lois are found drinking at a high school party. Cops: Aren't you a little too old to be drinking illegally?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Staedtler Tattoo guy: Well, what do you want today? Biker: A skull. Tattoo guy: I can do mickey mouse, I'll do that. Biker: I want a skull. Tattoo guy: Well, I'll just go ahead and do mickey mouse.[/quote] It was kermit the frog...You really dont listen to the talknig do you? Dr.:Well peter the operation was a succes, what are you going to do now? Peter: (looks under his clothes) Peter..
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Tattoo guy: Well, what do you want today? Biker: A skull. Tattoo guy: I can do mickey mouse, I'll do that. Biker: I want a skull. Tattoo guy: Well, I'll just go ahead and do mickey mouse.
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Peter laughing:nahahahhahaa duty...he he duty...nenehehehehahahah diareah.. Louis walks out holding ice tea:Who wants Ice Tea? Peter:Hey louis, DIAREEEEAH Louis laughing:Stop it peter im holding ice tea!
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Stewy: Dear God! It appears my wee-wee has stricken with rigor mortis!
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Quagmire (running through mall and accidentally into the camera room): Where am I, am I dead? Security Guard: No, this is where we monitor all the dressing rooms in the mall so we can keep an eye out for shoplifters. (Woman on Monitor has heart attack) Quagmire: Oh my God! That one's having a heart attack! (Runs to womans dressing room.) Quagmire: (Rubs womans chest and breathes in her mouth. Woman becomes conscious.) Woman#2: That was amazing! Woman#3: You saved her life! Woman#4: Thank God you know CPR! Quagmire: What the hell is CPR?
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[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall] Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.
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YOU STOLE MINE!!!!!!!!
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Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you? Connie: 16. Quagmire: 18? You're first. Connie: Mom! Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
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Quagmire: How old are you Girl: sixte. . . Quagmire: eighteen, all right your first Girl: Mom Quagmire: I like where this is going
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Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once. Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing? Peter: Oh yeah
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Peter- Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide! Brian (after Peter falls down and starts screaming): I'm not going to call an ambulance this time because if I do you won't learn anything.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IMABBALLPLAYER no. i went to familyguyquotes.com. [/quote] Oh, well I was just watching that same quote not to long ago.
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Mr. Griffin, that isn't a growth, thats your -blam!-.
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Whatcha doin' jesus you crazy
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Glen Quagmire - All right! Gigity gigity gigity!
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no. i went to familyguyquotes.com.
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[url=http://www.zippyvideos.com/211129792726595.html] i like this one not really a quote [/url]
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You just watched that episode today? Didn't You?
