Opening up a super

Eating a hot pocket that's perfect temperature on both the out and inside

Grenade traps! Either trip mine and seeing someone walk straight into it and then go flying or earlier today, chucked a void wall grenade onto a heavy spawn and took out three of the opposing team! Was laughing my tits off at that!

Eating pizza rolls that don't burn your tongue.

Fallout 4

Turning invisible on heavy ammo time, getting ur enemys heavy in their faces while they were waiting for the whole group to get there to get the heavy and u getting it first to get a multi kill with the gayhorn... One of the best things ive ever done lol

Shutting down a super duper

Great parody

What the actual fûk was that music

To anyone considering clicking the link, I suggest watching without the audio. Unless incoherent yelling is ur kind of music. As for the video itself, the 1st clip is the only good one then it is immediately ruined by the op deciding it's cool to bag (unless ur 13, it isn't). The rest of the video is them camping with a fusion rifle and mowing down self-res warlocks (some unaware) with heavy. Keep in mind this was all done in mayhem rumble to maximize the amount of chances op could get at "shutting down" some of the weaker supers. Along with more chances to camp roaming supers with weak shields.

Disliking videos without watching them. So satisfying.

Taking a pooper enjoy

Shutting down 2 supers...

What's better than shutting down a super? Shutting down a super with this.. What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES

NLB headshot kill! You won't know until you try!

There's a myriad of things that are better than shutting down a super like eating pizza, taking a nap, ejaculating, I could go on.. [spoiler]no -blam!-s given![/spoiler]