You know Skolas, and Variks, and Riksis, and Sepiks
Taniks, and Draksis, and Kaliks, and Aksor...
But do you recall, the most famous Eliksni of all?
Randal the Red Nosed Vandal
Had a very large health bar
And if you ever saw it
You would know you won't get far
All of the other Eliksni
Get their asses kicked all day
They know that when it comes to Randal
He's the one that can't be slain
Then one Bungie patch away
Bungie came to say
Randal, Forgotten Shores' your turf
So we have no choice but to
[b][i][u][spoiler]NERF[/spoiler][/u][/i][/b]
Then how the Guardians loved him
As they told his tale with glee
Randal the Red Nosed Vandal
You'll go down in history!
This is traditional Eliksni Ethermas hymn, yyyyyyyyyesss? Hope you enjoyyy.
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[i]I sang this out loud. [/i]