You know Skolas, and Variks, and Riksis, and Sepiks Taniks, and Draksis, and Kaliks, and Aksor... But do you recall, the most famous Eliksni of all? Randal the Red Nosed Vandal Had a very large health bar And if you ever saw it You would know you won't get far All of the other Eliksni Get their asses kicked all day They know that when it comes to Randal He's the one that can't be slain Then one Bungie patch away Bungie came to say Randal, Forgotten Shores' your turf So we have no choice but to [b][i][u][spoiler]NERF[/spoiler][/u][/i][/b] Then how the Guardians loved him As they told his tale with glee Randal the Red Nosed Vandal You'll go down in history! This is traditional Eliksni Ethermas hymn, yyyyyyyyyesss? Hope you enjoyyy. Edit #1: Success! You have done it, Guardians! This thread has achieved Trending status. Thank you for spreading awareness of Eliksni traditions of old. Edit #2: Over 150 comments and bumps, this is very impressive in Eliksni terms, yyyyyyyyes? Edit #3: Eliksni hymn of old has achieved Highest Rated status! Eliksni friends are very thankful for the guardian love for Ethermas!