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Edited by DyingExhalation:
12/2/2015 12:57:51 PM
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Randal the Red Nosed Vandal
You know Skolas, and Variks, and Riksis, and Sepiks
Taniks, and Draksis, and Kaliks, and Aksor...
But do you recall, the most famous Eliksni of all?
Randal the Red Nosed Vandal
Had a very large health bar
And if you ever saw it
You would know you won't get far
All of the other Eliksni
Get their asses kicked all day
They know that when it comes to Randal
He's the one that can't be slain
Then one Bungie patch away
Bungie came to say
Randal, Forgotten Shores' your turf
So we have no choice but to
[b][i][u][spoiler]NERF[/spoiler][/u][/i][/b]
Then how the Guardians loved him
As they told his tale with glee
Randal the Red Nosed Vandal
You'll go down in history!
This is traditional Eliksni Ethermas hymn, yyyyyyyyyesss? Hope you enjoyyy.
Edit #1: Success! You have done it, Guardians! This thread has achieved Trending status. Thank you for spreading awareness of Eliksni traditions of old.
Edit #2: Over 150 comments and bumps, this is very impressive in Eliksni terms, yyyyyyyyes?
Edit #3: Eliksni hymn of old has achieved Highest Rated status! Eliksni friends are very thankful for the guardian love for Ethermas!
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Bump!
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Necro
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Necrobump ;)
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The eve of the bump
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[quote]You know Skolas, and Variks, and Riksis, and Sepiks Taniks, and Draksis, and Kaliks, and Aksor... But do you recall, the most famous Eliksni of all? Randal the Red Nosed Vandal Had a very large health bar And if you ever saw it You would know you won't get far All of the other Eliksni Get their asses kicked all day They know that when it comes to Randal He's the one that can't be slain Then one Bungie patch away Bungie came to say Randal, Forgotten Shores' your turf So we have no choice but to [b][i][u][spoiler]NERF[/spoiler][/u][/i][/b] Then how the Guardians loved him As they told his tale with glee Randal the Red Nosed Vandal You'll go down in history![/quote]
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1 ReplyEdited by RAVPAV59: 12/3/2015 5:01:24 AM"Little Guardian Boy" "Buy" they told me, this game is fun fun fun fun A Taken King to see, its fun fun fun fun Our finest loot we bring, fun fun fun fun fun Now go and slay the King, its fun fun fun fun Fun fun fun fun , Fun fun fun fun So I slay the King, not fun fun fun fun, But here I've come. Little Crota, he was fun fun fun fun And the Glass Vault was more, fun fun fun fun I have no loot to show, No fun fun fun fun R N G from the King, No fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun, fun fun fun fun Took my guns away, no fun fun fun fun Just a scrub? Players shouted, no fun fun fun fun Took the old strikes away, No fun fun fun fun I grind my life away, No fun fun fun fun Play our best but its, No fun fun fun fun Fun fun fun fun, Fun Fun fun fun Turned my system off, no fun fun fun fun This games no fun.
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1 ReplyHello fellow guardians, in a land of saltiness and complaining I thought I would share some holiday classics to spread the cheer. All your favorites such as: Rudolf the red barred lager You know cheater, lag switcher, and Aimbot, and hacker Squeaker, buttcheeker, ShesMyNerd and deciever But do you recall the most famous cheater of all? Rudolph, the red barred lagger had a very shiny red bar and if you ever played it you would rather be hit by a car All of the other year 1 guardians used to report and call him names They never let poor Rudolph play in any multi-player games Then one sweaty trials eve Taken tots came to say: "Rudolph with your laggish might, won't you sherpa to the lighthouse tonight?" Then all the nooblets loved him as they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the red barred lagger, you'll go down in ban history Deck the halls Deck the halls with hammers of sol, Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf Tis the season to be salty, Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf Don we now our OP super Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf Troll the ancient bungie forums, Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf See the blazing hammers before us, Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf Strike a tear and join the chorus. Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf Follow me in the salty river, Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf While I tell of light house treasure, Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf Fast away the balance passes, Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf Hail the new taken tots, ye lads and lasses, Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf Sing we butthurt, all together, Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf Heedless of the warlocks and hunters, Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf
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3 RepliesHammers ring, are you listenin? In the lanes Snipers glistenin. A horrible sight, We're salty tonight Walkin in a Titan wonderland. Gone away are Defenders Here to stay, Hammer senders They fling them along You say they're too strong Walkin in a Titan wonderland Up on Venus you can see a Ketch now The vandals pants are turnin shades of brown They say "poppin bubbles" you say "No man" Light your hammer up and burn it down Later on they'll perspire As they die by the fire They're running away You know they're afraid Walkin in a Titan Wonderland.
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5 RepliesAnyone else try singing this like the actual song?
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1 ReplyDashing through the snow Or moon dust I should say O'er the hills we go Lagging all the way Shells from rifles ring Muzzle flash so bright Oh what fun it is to ride and sing A slaying song tonight Killing Kells, Shotgun Shells Nerf them all today Oh what fun it is to get a kill From 15 yards away. Hey! Killing Kells, Shotgun shells. In P-V-E are weak But screw you all we'll nerf them too, cause Luke Smith is a geek.
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Edited by RAVPAV59: 12/4/2015 5:09:32 AM"O Nightfall Strike" O nightfall strike engrams are brightly shining It is the night of our weekly reset. Long we would strike for XP we were grinding. Till flame appeared and we all felt its worth An XP bonus came and the guardian rejoices Hunting the hive for our dear Eris Morn Go on your sprees O hear the ghost change voices O Nightfall strike O night of XP Boost O nightfall strike o night O nightfall strike Led by the light of blue flame loot revealing With glowing heads by our fireteams we stand So led by light of the traveler's own healing Here come the devs with interfering hands The Taken King released, a blight from the makers Along with trials and refer a friend Go on your sprees O hear the ghost change voices O Nightfall strike O night of XP Boost O nightfall strike o night O nightfall strike The new patched released our XP bonus taken And Xur returned with his new three of coins. Grind now we must, with no reward to speak of And in this game all fun events shall cease Old tales we tell of year ones flaming helmets Let all within us pray they fix this game.
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I don't want a lot for Armsday There is just one thing I need I don't care about the guns Underneath the iron tree I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true oh All I want for Armsday is Ghorn I don't want a lot for Armsday There is just one thing I need, and I Don't care about the weapon parts Underneath the iron tree I don't need to hang my engram There upon the fireplace Master Rahool won't make me happy With a Ghorn on Arms-F[u]u[/u]cking-day I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Armsday is you I won't ask for much this Wednesday I won't even wish for Red Death and I I just wanna keep on waiting Underneath the iron tree I won't make a list and send it
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My avatar is racist.
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Very catchy tune, yeess? Enjoyed it very much.
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10 Replies[b][i][u]VARIKS APPROVES[/u][/i][/b]
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7 Sleeper shots to the head kills Randal.
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Cool!
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I approve
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1 ReplyAhhh I remember this from when I was but a young eliksni
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A fellow Elinski haha
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This. This. So much this
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Beautiful
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I sang that entire thing. Nice work.
