[quote]SAY IT[/quote] No plz I don't want to [quote]JUST DO IT[/quote] P-plz no kill [quote]DO IT NOW OR ILL REPORT YOU FOR RACISM[/quote] DeeJ, DeeJ, DeeJ [quote]aw, cmon guys lets go[/quote] *xxx_swagmankilla420_xxx left the game Chrisiscool123 left the game FaZe_snip3r69 left the game* I go over to the vanguard to see if they have helium filament finder shell. [quote]COMPETITIVE SHELL INTELLECT 51 STRENGTH 42 INCREASED STREGTH INCREASED DEEJPLINE RELIC IRON FINDER [/quote] I move on to the warlock vanguard [quote]VANGUARD SHELL INTELLECT 95 INCREASED DISCIPLINE INCREASED STRENGTH SPINDEEJ FINDER[/quote] No Blaze-lighter quest today I thought to my self W-wait did you.. he can't be here can he? He never plays right?? [i]RIGHT??[/i] I go check over with the speaker for cool junk. I see a swaggin cloak, but I'm one mote of light short. Since when are cloaks sold for 69 motes of light? I exit out of that screen and for a second I thought... no. As I walk away I sense something behind me. I see DeeJ crouched behind me [quote][i]boo[/i][/quote] I kick him in the balls He starts to waddle away as other guardians start to swarm him [quote]Is that DeeJ?[/quote] [quote]VAULT SPACE[/quote] [quote]NERF EVERYTHING[/quote] As he starts to be taken ogre, he pulls out that horrid ninja sword he used to cut his gjellyhorn cake. [quote]GUARDIAN DOWN GUARDIAN DOWN[/quote] He throws his sword and takes out a fleeing guardian. He RKOs a kinder guardian into the purple ball. [quote]GUARDIAN DOWN GUARDIAN DOWN [/quote] The vanguard is running now They're no match for his community manager power He takes down cayde and rips out his robot tongue to use it as his own Soon its just me and him. I turn invisible and sneak to the tower basement [quote]Come ooooouuuutt[/quote] He swings his sword around but doesn't see me under the table. I hear someone whimpering in the other room. So does DeeJ I see him walk back with his arm around a terrified sweeper bot. The sweeper bot peed it's pants (wait, wut) DeeJ takes a Dixie cup, swirls the pee around in the cup and drinks it [quote][i]shhhh... it's ok... I'll give you a chance[/i][/quote] [quote][i]whats your favorite community manager?[/i][/quote] [quote]c-cozmo?[/quote] DeeJ slowly backs away shaking [quote]are you okay?[/quote] [quote][i]SHUT UP SHUT UP [/i][/quote] DeeJ pulls his sword back out and rips apart the sweeper bot. I scream and he notices me. He doesn't attack He's focused on his prey I go in the corner and cry It's all ogre now I hear DeeJ singing behind me[quote][i]haaaappppy bbiiiirrtthhhddaaaay ttoooooo yoooouuuu Haaaaaappppy birrrrthdddaaayyy ttooooo yooooooouuuuu[/i][/quote] He holds out the plate with the sweeper bots head in it, candles poking out Rip in peace me https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/176581171/0/0