[i]*Eris Morn is the lunch lady, standing behind the serving counter wearing an apron*[/i] [i]*Bladedancer boy is next in line*[/i] [b]Eris[/b]: I felt it, the moment Crota died. [b]Bladedancer[/b]: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll just have my usual macaroni and cheese. [i]*Eris throws a box of raisins at the hunter*[/i] [b]Eris[/b]: NEXT! [i]*Voidwalker girl walks up*[/i] [b]Eris[/b]: I wish I could have been there to witness Crota's fall. [b]Voidwalker[/b]: Uh huh. [b]Eris[/b]: You delivered us all from my suffering. [b]Voidwalker[/b]: Yup. [b]Eris[/b]: Crota is dead, you will be remembered. [b]Voidwalker[/b]: I HEARD YOU THE FIRST THOUSAND TIMES! [i]*Striker kid yells from across the room*[/i] [b]Striker[/b]: Hey, Purple Nurple, what's taking so long?! [b]Voidwalker[/b]: Way to be patient, Thunder-thighs! [b]Striker[/b] [i](shoulder charging into Voidwalker)[/i]: What'd you say to me?! [i]*Voidwalker and Striker start punching, kicking, and slapping each other*[/i] [i]*Voidwalker get's pushed into the counter and knocks over the deep frier*[/i] [i]*hot oil spills onto Eris' face*[/i] [b]Eris[/b]: FINGERCHIPS ON THE SURFACE OF MY MIND! [i]*Striker and Voidwalker are rolling around on the floor in a rumble*[/i] [i]*Cayde is on the floor in the background laughing at Eris*[/i] [b]Bladedancer[/b] [i](across the room)[/i]: FOOD FIGHT!!! -------------------------------- *[i]Credit to [b]ChiknStrips[/b] for the part with the raisins![/i] *[i]Also to [b]DarkNoha_AD[/b] for Fingerchips[/i] I'm gonna add more to this when I get the chance. Just wanted to get it out there. For all other Tower High posts, check em out right here: [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/176176926/0/0]Tower High Overview[/url]