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Edited by Kohaku Koi:
11/24/2015 6:05:17 PM
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Kill Hitler or 1 Week of unlimited sex?
Ok, you sick freaks. You must pick only one. You have a choice between going back in time to kill baby Hitler, or unlimited, guilt-free secks for 1 week with anybody you want. Don't screw this up.
For clarification: you can have sex with [i][b]anyone[/b][/i], and as many people as you want. Marilyn Monroe? Go for it! Marilyn Monroe + Marilyn Manson + Ben Franklin + age 22 Madonna? Sure thing, freak! Feel free to explain who you're going to have the sexytime with, or how you plan to kill Hitler.
Edit: there's a misconception that I'm condoning misogyny or r.ape, which I am not! This is a magic poll where the women or men you choose to sexy time are willing and eager participants.
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bump fuk THA police I'm 6
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I wouldn't kill Hitler regardless. History is not something to be fooled with.
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WW2 was one of the most influential points in history, God know how different our lives would be if Hitler died before he gained power. I'd go with the sex, just to be on the safe side.
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1 ReplyOnly with my girlfriend.
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I would have sex with anyone I want for a week. Choose hitler as my first partner. Stick my furious cack so deep down his arse (no homo) it kills him Then proceed to have lovely sex with Jessica alba for a week. Ha! I win
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"Lez' git sum' pussah tonight."
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Lol -blam!- sex for a week if i kill hitler im a god and that 1940s poosy would be throwing it self at me.
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Hitler is already dead so you know[spoiler]Im gonna -blam!- the shit out of Emma Watson[/spoiler]
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I'll make Katy Perry roar ;)
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Going back in time to change something is a paradox sooo I'm gonna go with unlimited sex
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1 ReplyWhat about endless sex for one week with hitler...then he would be to preoccupied to kill the jews
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Edited by Sheps_98: 11/27/2015 1:35:26 AMAhah wow 73% horny bastards :'D
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2 RepliesEdited by Yakson5: 11/26/2015 9:03:57 PMHere's the thing. Changing the past would have HUGE problems with the present and future. Therefore, you are forcing me to save the world that I know now, by having sex a bunch.[spoiler]how dare you[/spoiler]
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19 RepliesLOOP HOLE: we go back Kill Hitler Go forward to before we choose to kill Hitler Tell past self to kill Hitler Give them time machine They leave We all engage in literal unlimited sex because this event will loop forever in an infinite space time paradox allowing Hitler endless death and us endless sex for every time I go back because my future self tells me to my future self has sex and then I'll go tell my past self the same thing and I'll have unlimited sex and he will tell his past self and he will have unlimited sex It's endless wins
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1 Reply>one week >unlimited Your logic is flawed.
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1 ReplyIs it possible to have one week of unlimited sex with hitler?
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Edited by Sweet Cerberus+2: 11/26/2015 10:08:46 PMhitler's dead. (already)
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ww2 is what got us out of the great depresion
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Killing Hitler would alter reality in unimaginable ways and would probably hurt much more than it helped
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4 RepliesEdited by Murph Tha Smurf: 11/26/2015 4:34:59 PM>unlimited sex >violently sex baby hitler until he dies >Jews are saved >I still get sex
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Kill the Jews. Free Palestine.
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Killing Hitler could change the future and you would be as bad as him then.
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5 Replies>kill hitler [spoiler]>unlimited sex with dead hitler[/spoiler]
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Edited by frowny29: 11/26/2015 7:29:22 PMWell he's already dead so...
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Without Hitler, Jews won't have their homeland, Israel.
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Think of what could happen in the long run if you kill hitler. I'm not saying him killing was good but if he didn't something much worse could have happened later. I don't want to have sex, I just want girls to be all over me if you know what I mean ;)
