OK flood, this is extremely embarrassing but I cant tell anyone, especially parents, for reasons that will become painfully clear.
Alright, so the other day I was...how to say.... waxing my pole, and was about to finish, except .... the tissue was still dry. Naturally I was confused, but before I could even stop to think, I had a sharp pain in my, member, that lasted a good 2 minutes, before it went away. This has now happened three times and I dont know whats wrong. One day, all good, the next, pain. Could there be some sort of blockage perhaps? I dunno I was just hoping someone on this site had a simllar experience and could help me out.
I know there gunna be a bunch of BS posts but seriously, if theres any helpful advice Id love to hear it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Buttering the corn shouldn't be done too often.[/quote] Shakin' the Soda can be healthy sometimes.
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Swinging the hammer can lead to a sore thumb. Edited bcoz i an greatust [Edited on 08.03.2009 10:20 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Buttering the corn shouldn't be done too often.[/quote] But I like corn.. When you put the right amount of salt and butter on it, then stick half the thing in your mouth and just suck gently... It's an orgy of flavor!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Buttering the corn shouldn't be done too often.[/quote] He may, er, "clog his arteries"
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Buttering the corn shouldn't be done too often.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tibetz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] beetle179 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Clear the snorkel, for those of us into the aquatic scene.[/quote] You have to wonder [i]where[/i] you learn this stuff. I mean, do you just pull that outta your ass? There has to be a website or something.[/quote] You may want to lighten up here, because this thread is likely to only remain unlocked as long as he can continue to come up with metaphors.[/quote] Be patient. We can rejoice in 20 years!
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Burping the worm
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if your young, and you... uh... ejaculated, then you probably got cut a bit. and apperently it hurts while healing. if that is the case, its nothing serious
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LOL This thread is priceless
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] beetle179 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Clear the snorkel, for those of us into the aquatic scene.[/quote] You have to wonder [i]where[/i] you learn this stuff. I mean, do you just pull that outta your ass? There has to be a website or something.[/quote] You may want to lighten up here, because this thread is likely to only remain unlocked as long as he can continue to come up with metaphors.
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[url=http://www.coleman.com/coleman/colemancom/detail.asp?product_id=9941-768&categoryid=27110&brand=]Just make sure to preheat[/url]
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turn off the up and down carnival ride
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Clear the snorkel, for those of us into the aquatic scene.[/quote] You have to wonder [i]where[/i] you learn this stuff. I mean, do you just pull that outta your ass? There has to be a website or something.
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Stringing the fishing pole?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cody5427 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XVagg X StompX I don't think anyone wants to "apply heat" to their pole.[/quote] I love your name. and Icy HOt will clear your problems right up.[/quote] Why, thank you.
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Clear the snorkel, for those of us into the aquatic scene.
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quit flexing your 11th finger
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] That shotgun guy Jerkin your Gerkin.[/quote] That does it. The string no longer survives. *Pulls out MA5B and punches 50 bullets into self*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XVagg X StompX I don't think anyone wants to "apply heat" to their pole.[/quote] I love your name. and Icy HOt will clear your problems right up.
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Wow.... gotta stop being such a scr0tum slammer :)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PATSFAN20 suicide is the only option[/quote]stop stealing my qoute
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Jerkin your Gerkin.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [u][b]THIS IS SERIOUS POST, PAY ATTENTION[/b][/u][/quote] Ahhh relax, willya?
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shakin the donkey
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Gardening with the golden trowel, to be honest.[/quote] Goodnight to you, too.
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stop emptying the silenced smg