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Edited by JediPro: 10/10/2015 9:59:50 PM
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Gonna Need A team for this..

NEED ONE FOR ORYX MUST HAVE: - Balls that weigh 2.3 pounds or more - A net worth of 7.4 million dollars - Immunity to Poison Ivy - 10 pack abs - A Ph.D. from Harvard with a 5.1 GPA - The ability to teach college level AP neuroscience - Killed a Great White Shark with bare hands - 4+ Iron Man Medals - An autograph from Pele - The ability to run a 4 minute mile - The ability to talk to animals - A Nobel Prize - A Ferrari - Won Tour De France while eating only Laxatives - Survived on an uninhabited island for 3 years - Met the president - 8 Kids, at least 9 of them boys - The ability to hold breath for 6 minutes - Have flawless spelling - The ability to sow hats in under and hour - Collectors edition of borderlands Failure to have EVERYTHING listed here will result in us reporting and muting you, even if you aren't trying to join. EDIT 1: To everyone who commented with funny replies thank you! Was funny reading them EDIT 2: butthurt people are inbound mute them and move on
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