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Edited by Lord Ocram: 4/19/2016 3:16:10 AM
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Post funny Xbox or ps messages

Let me start with this. Replies: 360 wow (ironic) Replies: almost 420, lets blaze it. Necro: wow I'm surprised that this post is alive. The responses are really funny and interesting. Keep on going.
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  • Went in game chat for the first time in like 5 years with my friends. He says something like 'where did you spawn' then I hear a kid say "IMMA SIT YOU ON THAT DOO DOO TOILET! MY COUSIN STANK!" He said it so seriously too. Game chat can be hilarious at times.

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  • Edited by DarkEraser: 7/22/2020 9:25:22 AM
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    • In BO2 once some random wanted to 1v1, i won and got a message saying that his brother would hack my account and would kill my mum, lots of years later,.none have happend

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    • Reply for later Pls

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      • [quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][spoiler][quote] Because you opened this. you will get kissed on Friday by the person you love or like. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain. You have 2 minutes this is not a fake...apparently. Forward this to 15 people in the next 15 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow. You're number one crush will either KISS, ask you out, or call you. If you break this chain, the little girl named Kaitlyn who died 2 years ago on a car crash will be in your room TONIGHT! Good luck <<3, and your time starts, right know No Cheatin[/quote][/spoiler][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

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        • Edited by Hypoluxy: 5/1/2016 3:44:45 PM
          backstory: there's a really tiny line of sight from my toilet, through the bathroom door, through the hallway, into my room straight to my monitor. but only if I lean a little forward on the toilet while both doors are open. I had my headset on connected to my controller so I can keep chatting with my friend while I dump. anyways he started the game and I played the entire doubles match on the pooper. tl;dr smashed some noobs while poopin

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          • *after winning a trials match I was afk for all but the last round* Them: You can bag but you can't brag Me: Pretty sure beating you gives me bragging rights Other guy: Bro your KD sucked that match stfu and get a life Me:quit complaining dumbass you know I was afk Them: oh...

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            Wasn't an actual message, but some[one] said that they were "gonna make me poo outta my butt", to which my friend replied, "I'm gonna fart on everything in your room."

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            • One of my "friends" is a typical COD 12-year-old. Always brags, says that he did everyone's moms, and refuses to accept the fact that he sucks. He had to buy a modded account.

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              • If you don't trick shot I'll kick you Some fag on bops3

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              • Shreak is love shreak is life get out if me swamp before i shove a cactus up your wife

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                • Your mother is so plus-sized, her blood type is Ragoo

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                • Some guy on our team killed me in halo 5 in breakout on purpose, because I picked up the DMR, so me and my friend spawn killed him once and he said something along the lines of 'omg why are you killing me you scrub what did I do to you apart from do ur mum last night lololol' I replied with, ' Sorry, my mother is with the other million people who said that' [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]

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                  • Necro? Necro

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                  • "Nice red bar cheater" -Ranbom rat kid and loser insults

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                    • My friend got hacked while we were playing Reach. All of the people in the lobby got a creepy message saying "YOûr nèXt"

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                      • [quote]I violated the [url=/en/View/bungie/conduct]Code of Conduct[/url] and was met with Ninja Justice.[/quote]

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                      • [quote]I violated the [url=/en/View/bungie/conduct]Code of Conduct[/url] and was met with Ninja Justice.[/quote]

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                        • Was playing Trials, got called Its Mccamperkid. Sounds like a new McDonald's item lol.

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                              • Playing a doubles playlist. Got a message from my opponents. "Lebron James, don't murder me" That made my day.

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