i was in a feed and found this in a comment. love it so much must create feed
Hunter: I don't know what's wrong with Warlocks * sneaks a smoke bomb in Warlock's pillow* They seem to just like to hating on us Hunters! I mean seriously what did we ever do to them?
(Hunter then gets a compilation of flashbacks)
*Hunter trips Warlock down the stairs near the Speaker*
*Hunter fills Warlock's vault with common gear*
*Hunter dumps trash over Warlock while he's flirting with Amanda Holliday*
*Hunter messes with the brakes on the Warlock's sparrow*
*Hunter hides Warlock's notes with Cayde-6*
*Hunter "borrows" some glimmer from Warlock*
*Hunter messes with the Warlock's hot shower water, takes Warlock's clothes, and runs around the tower with an angry Warlock in a bath towel close behind*
*Hunter makes a deal with Oryx to prank Warlock by having raid boss froms king's fall spawn in the tower then post the video on GuardianTube*
(Back to the present)
Hunter:...Yup we did nothing to them...Oh here he comes *hides behind a couch brings out a ghost to record*
Warlock: Whoooo! I just got a date with Amanda! I just got a date with Amanda! *dances*
Hunter: (whispers) Holy shit she finally said yes!?
Warlock: Alright time to get some sleep, I gotta stay fresh for tomorrow, cause I know the ladies like a fresh man *lies down on the pillow and causes the smoke/stink bomb to detonate*
Warlock: WHAT THE F- WHO? WHAT? ARGH THAT SMELL! OH GOD IT'S HORRIBLE!
Hunter: *comes out of cover* HAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
Warlock: COME ONE DUDE I'VE GOT A DATE WITH AMANDA TOMORROW! *Smells again* OH GOD I DON'T THINK ALL THE AIR FRESHENERS IN WORLD CAN GET RID OF THIS!!
Hunter: *laughing* Well I hope Amanda like smelly men because GODDAMN do you smell! HAHAHAHA
Warlock: *Chases Hunter around the tower* I SWEAR TO GOD HUNTER WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU NO GHOST IN EXISTENCE CAN BRING YOU BACK!!!!
*Hunter and Warlock run by the Speaker*
Speaker: *Smells* Is this the stench of darkness?
Hunter: HEY CHILL OUT BRO! Oh is that Amanda over there?
Warlock: *Stops immediately and looks around* Huh!? Where!?
Hunter: Never mind that was just Eva *runs off*
Warlock: GET BACK HERE!!!* runs after Hunter*
*Hunter and Warlock running in circles around the Vanguard and Titan shows up*
Titan: Hey guys what's going...oh...again *sighs, puts both arms out and grabs them both*
Titan: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!? *Slaps both of them across the face then tightly grips their necks* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELVES!!!
Zavala: *Titan still yelling in the background* Titan...they're turning blue.
Cayde-6: Like you?
Zavala: Huh?
Cayde: Nothing.
Titan: Oh sorry I got carried away *scratches head* Sooo. um, what happened?
Warlock:IcamehomeafteraskingAmandaoutandwantedtogotosleepbutHunterputastinkbombundermypillowand then-
Titan: Hold up hold up what?
Hunter: He asked out Amanda and she said yes.
Titan: Holy shit she finally said yes!?
Hunter: That's what I said!
Titan: Well I hope she like smelly guys cause HOOOWEEE do you stink!!
Warlock: All thanks that to that bastard * Points at Hunter*
Hunter: Hey now I was just trying to protect you from the heartbreak when she doesn't show up tomorrow!
Warlock:...
Hunter:...
Titan:...
Zavala:...
Ikora:...
Cayde-6:...Holy shit!!
Warlock: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
I hope you all enjoyed that little skit. In all seriousness though I think Warlocks, Hunters, and Titans share a sibling like bond where Warlocks are the mature brother/sister that has the brain of a genius and Hunters are the immature brother/sister that live to be a pain in a Warlock's ass! and the Titan is like the older brother/sister that keeps them all together. I mean, judging from the lore and overall attitudes between the classes.
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I think it was worth the read, you have to put yourself in character like reading a good book. It was pretty funny.
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If I was the warlock I would have just went Sith Lord on his arse.
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Hard to read & there's some grammatical errors that make you stop & think...
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Thanks friend :)