Got class? Have no idea, do you? Not to worry, I'm pretty sure these guys will make you feel much better. Get to know the lives of the enigmatic Warlock, the borderline-cocky Hunter, and the kindhearted Titan! ...Let's just go already. [b]The Lives of Three Classes Quickie[/b] *[i]The Warlock is sitting near their desk, reading a book, as always.[/i]* [b]Titan[/b]: *Walks in to see the Warlock and has a seat right next to them* Hey, I hear it's your birthday! [b]Warlock[/b]: *Trying to focus on their book* Yes, it is my birthday... [b]Titan[/b]: Well, that's great to hear! How old are you now, anyway? [b]Warlock[/b]: ... *Doesn't answer, they just slam their book shut and walk away* [b]Titan[/b]: ...Wow, [b][i]that[/i][/b] old, huh? [b]The Lives of Three Classes, Second Quickie [/b] *[i]The Warlock is in the kitchen of their home, stirring a cup of tea (black tea, to be exact), casual Warlock thing...[/i]* [b]Hunter[/b]: *Walks in* Eyyo, Warlock! [b]Warlock[/b]: ...Eugh... [b]Hunter[/b]: Heh, see? Notice how I didn't call you "Floofy" this time? That's because today's Guardian Appreciation Day. You've heard of that, right? [b]Warlock[/b]: Yes, I have heard of that... [b]Hunter[/b]: Sooooooo, that means this day is all about appreciation and love. So! *Opens his arms* Come on over here and love me, 'Lockie! ~♥ [b]Warlock[/b]: ... *[i]A few minutes later[/i]* [b]Titan[/b]: How'd that hug work out for you? [b]Hunter[/b]: *Placing an ice pack on his own burnt hindquarters, it seemed to have a boot mark on it as well* Shut up... What are your feelings about the Warlock? Why do they always have to be so... [i]Icy[/i]? I'll make some things about the others in different takes as well. [spoiler]That or you can answer in the poll, your choice *cough*lazy*cough*[/spoiler] [b]Meet the Team... [i]Fire[/i]team[/b] [b]Warlock, AKA "[i]Nerd[/i] (By basically everyone)"[/b] & [b]"[i]Floofy[/i] (By only the Hunter, some might think of it as a pet name, others think of it just as something to get under the Warlock's skin, nobody really knows)"[/b] ???, Genderless (?) They, Them, Theirs, dislikes being called "It" Can get scared easily Prefers books over violence (but when they do use violence, it's pretty... unsophisticated) Has insecurities that some might say may be a little extreme Decaf Latte "Pompous" [b]Favorite Exotic Armor[/b] Light Beyond Nemesis ([b]Main[/b]) Purifier Robes ([b]Second[/b]) Obsidian Mind ([b]Third[/b]) [b]Hunter, AKA "[i]Popular Handsome Guy (...Only by himself)[/i]"[/b], [b]"[i]Ignoramus[/i]" (Only by the Warlock)[/b] and [b]"[i]Buddy[/i]" (Only by the Titan)[/b] Human, Male He, Him, His Often confuses bravery with just being straight-up [u]reckless[/u] Relishes in violence Probably has deeply hidden insecurities Black coffee "Ostentatious" [b]Favorite Exotic Armor[/b] Radiant Dance Machines ([b]Main[/b]) Mask of the Third Man ([b]Second[/b]) Celestial Nighthawk ([b]Third[/b]) [b]Titan, AKA "[i]Gentle Giant[/i]" (Only by the Warlock)[/b] & [b]"[i]Old Faithful (Only by the Hunter)[/i]"[/b] Exo, Male He, Him, His Brave, but not reckless like the Hunter Only uses violence if necessary like the Warlock (but then again, doesn't mind punching things from time to time) Amnesiac, can't remember his insecurities, if he had any Isn't allowed to drink coffee, so he couldn't tell you his favorite even if he wanted to "Dummkopf" [b]Favorite Exotic Armor[/b] Ruin Wings ([b]Main[/b]) Helm of Saint 14 ([b]Second[/b]) Helm of Inmost Light ([b]Third[/b]) [spoiler]Want to read the other Takes? No problem! https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/105716316/0/0/1 (Take 1) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150823253/0/0/1 (Take 2) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/151179904/0/0/1 (Take 3, Abyss Defiant Idiots Startup) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150991393/0/0/1 (Take 4, Abyss Defiant Idiots Midway) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150913011/0/0/1 (Discussion)[/spoiler] [b]"Abyss Defiant Idiots, Conclusion"[/b] *[i]Somehow the Warlock and Titan made it past the Ogres and were dragging themselves along the bridge, not literally but you get the point.[/i]* [b]Titan[/b]: *Exhausted* Ugh... I.. I don't think I can walk anymore... *Which probably wasn't a good idea because the Thrall and Knights were still trailing them* [b]Warlock[/b]: We're almost there...! *The two of them were advancing closer and closer towards the light, until they finally made it! As they're warped to the Gatekeeper's bridge, the Warlock falls onto the ground, trying to get some rest* Ugh, I... am [b]never[/b] doing that again.. [b]Titan[/b]: *Sits next to the Warlock, trying to catch his... erm... breath* Me neither... At least for a few days anyway... *[i]Just then, the Hunter's ghost which the Titan and Warlock brought started to emit a bright light, soon after, the light disappeared, with the Hunter in its place[/i]* [b]Hunter[/b]: *Stretches* Mmmmmm, hey fellas. What'd I miss? [b]Warlock[/b]: What... What did you miss?! You got yourself killed over an irrelevant piece of your cloak! [b]Hunter[/b]: Oh yeah, speaking of which! *Reaching into his back pocket, the Hunter takes out that torn piece of cloak flaunting it in the Warlock's face* I got it, my awesome status isn't damaged! [b]Warlock[/b]: *That's it, they've had it...* YOUR "STATUS" ISN'T THE THING THAT IS GOING TO BE DAMAGED! [b]Hunter[/b]: What-- OW, HEY! [b]Warlock[/b]: *Before the Hunter knew it, the Warlock actually had the Hunter on his stomach. They were holding onto one of the Hunter's arms and pulling on it!* [b]Hunter[/b]: GAH, OW! FLOOF, YOU'RE BREAKIN' MY ARM! [b]Warlock[/b]: ONLY BECAUSE I CAN'T REACH YOUR [b][i]NECK[/i][/b]! [b]Titan[/b]: *He had [i]zero[/i] energy to break up the fight. He just watched it happen...* [b]End of "Abyss Defiant Idiots"[/b] [b]"Special Delivery!"[/b] [b]Warlock, Hunter, Titan[/b], TOWER, EARLY IN THE MORN' *[i]It was early in the morning... [b]Friday[/b] morning. To Guardians, that was the most exciting time of the day! A day where they could get all sorts of exotic burbles for a "low" price of Strange Coins! Yes, this was a day for celebration... To Guardians that is. To Xûr, it's a day where Guardians ravage over him like rabid animals, where Guardians shout at him for not giving them the curio they desired, where he couldn't get [b]any[/b] peace of mind. Our trio is in their home "base", preparing for Xûr's arrival.[/i]* [b]Titan[/b]: *Already prepping to get out the door* Come on guys, we need to get there before the other Guardians make Xûr go fresh out! [b]Hunter[/b]: Alright, alright, I'm comin'... *Stands next to the Titan now, stretching* Just had to get my cat nap in... Floof, get your butt over here! [b]Warlock[/b]: Alright, I am almost ready! *Getting their boots on, but they were having a hard time finding out which one looked best on them. When the Warlock finally finishes, they run over to the Titan and Hunter* [b]Hunter[/b]: What took you so lo-- *Eyes the Warlock up and down, mainly their boots...* ...Are those stilettos? [b]Warlock[/b]: They are [b]not[/b] "stilettos"! They're just my boots! [b]Hunter[/b]: Ugh, leave it to Warlocks to be the sissiest... [b]Warlock[/b]: They're [i]NOT[/i] stilettos! *[i]A little while later the trio make it to the central point of the Tower[/i]* [b]Hunter[/b]: *Looks at the Titan* So, where should we look first...? [b]Titan[/b]: We should look for him near the Speaker's observatory, first. [b]Hunter[/b]: *Nods* Gotcha... *[i]The trio pass by Eris Morn, the Titan waving to her as they pass by.[/i]* [b]Titan[/b]: Hey Eris! [b]Eris Morn[/b]: BEWARE OF CROTA, SON OF ORYX! *Shivering in fear as she hugs her floating green orb, watching them pass by her* [b]Hunter[/b]: How many times do we have to tell that lady we killed him? And besides, it's not like Crota's daddy is gonna come looking for us! *[i]By the time the trio reaches the central point near the Speaker's observatory, Xûr was there, and he was [b]crowded[/b] with Guardians![/i]* [b]Xûr[/b]: *Opening his (strangely infinite) backpack of curios to pull out exotic gear, weapons, and bits and bobbles and exchanging them for Strange Coins as it seemed more and more Guardians started to crowd him!* [b]Titan[/b]: *Sighs* I feel sorry for Xûr... [b]Hunter[/b]: *Scratching the back of his cloak-covered neck* Yeah, I mean c'mon, give the guy a break... [b]Warlock[/b]: *Shakes their head slowly* It is an unfortunate fate, to have to bring your curio here only to be ravaged upon, rather than exchanging in a civilized manner... [b]Titan[/b]: *Suddenly, an idea pops up in his head!* Guys, guys, [b]guys[/b]! We should help Xûr out! [b]Warlock[/b]: ...Help him out? [b]Hunter[/b]: Seriously? [b]Titan[/b]: Come on! Think about it; [i]We[/i] can deliver all the things Guardians want, and Xûr might actually be able to take a break! [b]Warlock[/b]: *Thinks about it for a moment* That... That isn't such a bad idea! [b]Hunter[/b]: Uh, no way! We're not getting paid to deliver stuff! [b]Warlock[/b]: Hunter, we're not getting paid at all... [b]Hunter[/b]: Uh, that's what I just [b]said[/b]. We're not getting paid, and that's final! [b]Warlock[/b]: Ah, okay, we shall deliver curio for Xûr... [b]Hunter[/b]: [b]Good[/b], just don't pay me...! [quote]Take 6 is here: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/151852959[/quote]