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9/4/2015 6:48:24 PM
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So I got this in the mail...
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This is for ANYONE who wants to get out of jury duty after voir dire. This is very, very effective, and 100 percent legal. Start by dressing professionally and speaking with the intent to sound intelligent and educated. That's generally the last thing an attorney wants on the jury: an intelligent, reasoned, educated individual. Attorney: Is there anything that might bar you from serving on this jury? (or a variant of this question) You: Perhaps. I am fully aware and supportive of jury nullification, and its intended effect of providing a check on rampant state overreach. As such, I fully intend to cast my vote upon my conscience and best understanding of the US constitution, and not upon the letter of the law. If you do this, you will NEVER- I repeat, NEVER- have to serve on a jury.
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So you'll get to miss the laggy connections and constant kicking that comes on the first day of release? You'll thank them later ;)
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Tell them your wife is due around that date lol. Way more important than court i say
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5 RepliesIt's an important responsibility that should be taken seriously. Those who dodge it are a symptom of the larger problems in our society.
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Lol, sorry but I just had to laugh, but hey if you happen to be in the pacific time zone, that's at least a couple of hours to play.
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Extreme inconvenience!
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6 RepliesTell them you hate black people and they'll send you packing.
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never received never been never will go
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Edited by CoffeeHawk00: 9/6/2015 9:57:05 AMGo, it's the right thing to do. (but yeah, the timing sucks)
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1 ReplyGreat post. Burn the letter.
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Edited by DarkSolice18: 9/6/2015 9:53:11 AMHad 4 come in the mail, never came after me. Literally the American justice system is so flawed and drawn out for no reason.
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1 ReplyI'll light a candle for you. I'm so sorry.
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5 RepliesTell the truth or its perjury. Also, you could take a major laxative and shit yourself during questioning. Not heard of that one but I am thinking you won’t make too many friends.
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3 RepliesLol u must have been a good boy growing up. They never sent me jury duty.
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I wasn't the smartest kid growing up. Did alot of dumb shit ,so when I was called for jury duty I didn't even make it past the first cut lol. Just tell them you're a drunk or drug addict...they will give you the boot. I had no worries my criminal record took care of that for me. I have no felonies but a shit ton is misdemeanors.
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Just walk in say your racist and sexist and believe the court system is flawed they will send you home.
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Well that sucks
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I had to serve jury duty on my goddamn 19th birthday... Wanna talk about bullshit? I pretended to be racist.
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Sign in crayon so they think you are stupid
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Dude that sucks
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4 Replies#offtopic
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I got picked a few years ago and it was for federal court. That sucked as I had to go for 3 weeks for a trial. I never got letters for jury duty then that year I get two. One from county and the one for the federal case. I couldn't believe it. I did get out of the local one though.
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Ow know i accidentally crippled you, owell no court for you ^_^
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Just like what I got from my Dead Orbit package [spoiler]disappointment[/spoiler]
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Go in super drunk.
