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Edited by FirefightinGamer:
9/5/2015 6:31:59 PM
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I got a huge surprise for my fiance *updated with results*
Tomorrow is her bridal shower and she doesn't know it but her bestest best friend who lives out of state is coming, I have a poem to read to her and I also have a diamond necklace. I can't wait to see her face filled with joy. I'm just so excited I had to share it and since I don't have any other social media accounts so I choose to share it here. Thx for reading!
*EDIT! UPDATE OF THE SHOWER*
IT WAS AWESOME! She had a ton of people show up, tons of gifts and tons of love. She (and everyone else) loved the flower presentation and the diamond necklace and really loved the poem I wrote for her. It was hard not to choke up when. I would look at her while I was reading it. We all had a great time.
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#Offtopic
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Revived
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1 Replynice one pal! happy for you :)
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4 RepliesEdited by Cultmeister: 9/16/2015 9:03:27 PM:| I read fiancé as fence :|
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1 ReplyBridal shower status: [x] rekt [ ] not rekt
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1 ReplyI thought you had a poem to read to her bestest friend from out of state
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14 RepliesYou're walking in Walmart. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot her Megan the Fox She's dry humping you Not even inch back She gets down on all fours She wiggles her ass for you! Megan the Fox You're looking for the exit But you're all turned around. Shes almost upon you now And you can see there's blood between her legs My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your dignity (From Megan the Fox.) She's brandishing a dildo (It's Megan the Fox.) Lurking in the aisles Hollywood superstar Megan the Fox Living in the walmart (Megan the Fox.) Killing for sort, (Megan the Fox.) Ràping all the bodies Actual whore, Megan the Fox Now it's dark and you seem to have lost her, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a whore, You creep silently through the aisles A-ha! In the distance, It's the manager! Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your penis! AH! It's caught in a trap! Gnawing off your penis, (Quiet, quiet.) Awkwardly moving toward the manager (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're right in front of him Standing right next to him, Megan the fox Sucking his penis (Megan the Fox.) But she doesn't hear you draw near, (Megan the Fox.) You're sneaking up behind her, Strangling superstar Megan the Fox Fighting for your dignity with Megan the Fox, Wrestling a dildo from Megan the Fox Stab it in her titty! Safe at last from Megan the Fox! You limp into the dark walmart Blood oozing from your stump genital But you have won. You have beaten Megan the Fox
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5 RepliesI got my Fiance a huge surprise too.. [spoiler]DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTEEEEM![/spoiler]
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6 Replies[quote]huge surprise for my fiance[/quote] [quote]see her face filled with joy[/quote] [quote]huge surprise[/quote] [quote]face filled with joy[/quote] [quote]huge[/quote] [quote]filled[/quote]
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1 ReplyNoice!
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5 RepliesHow long have you been with her
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1 ReplyI thought the surprise was a divorce.
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9 Replies1) Why are you going to a bridal shower? That's kinda a ladies-only thing. 2) A poem? Seriously? That's downright cringe-worthy. I bet everyone was laughing their asses off behind you back.
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1 ReplyGood luck
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2 RepliesOp is not fgt cumfirmed
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3 RepliesSo.... How'd it go?
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2 Replies-was expecting op to say his dick- -leaved disappointed-
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2 Repliesgood idea have fun
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1 ReplyDo good op Don't screw up
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1 ReplyCongrats
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10 RepliesEdited by Unforgiven: 9/4/2015 11:58:17 PMDon't give a woman all your money or your love. Or she will dump your ass.
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1 ReplyCongrats
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13 RepliesYou're guaranteed to get some some spectacular sex later
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2 RepliesWell done, I surprised my fiancé by taking her skydiving. (Which she loves btw)
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1 ReplyThat's awesome yo, keep updates. Good for you man.
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1 ReplyOP is nice person
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1 ReplyCool bro :D
