Now [b][i]Bungie[/i][/b], I know you haven't exactly been droppin raids like I was droppin skirts that time I snuck into [b][i]Lincoln Catholic High[/i][/b], but you [i]have[/i] been dropping them on Tuesdays.
[b][i]That's a problem.[/i][/b] Let's take a quick look at the [b][i]history of Tuesdays.[/i][/b]
-Who likes Tuesdays? [b]TERRORISTS.[/b] Thats right, 9/11 was on a Tuesday.
--The [b][i]Challenger[/i][/b] space shuttle exploded on a Tuesday.
---The [b][i]Stock Market Crash of 1929[/i][/b] was referred to as [b][i]BLACK TUESDAY.[/i][/b]
----[b][i]ELVIS DIED[/i][/b] on August 16th, 1977....a Tuesday.
-----[b][i]Uranus[/i][/b] was discovered on March 13th, 1781. A Tuesday.
------[b][i]Columbine[/i][/b] happened on a Tuesday.
When should the new Raid be dropped? [b][i]On a Saturday![/i][/b] Let's take a quick look at this history of Saturdays.
-Saturday, April 23rd, 1977. [b][i]JOHHHNNN CENAAA[/i][/b] was born.
-November 22nd, 2014. [b][i]DeeJ's[/i][/b] birthday was on a Saturday that year. He had a great time.
-The second day of [b][i]Woodstock[/i][/b] was on Saturday, August 16th, 1969.
-October 27th, 1979. [b][i]The Grateful Dead[/i][/b] played at Cape Cod Collesium.
-I broke up with [b][i]MIRANDA[/i][/b] on a Saturday. She was pissed.
So, [b][i]Bungie,[/i][/b] I must ask you, what's cooler?
1) [b][i]A terrorist shooting down a space shuttle over Uranus that Elvis was riding in, crashing into a high school.[/i][/b]
OR
2) [b][i]John Cena and DeeJ having a birthday party at Woodstock, where the Grateful Dead are playing and Miranda isn't even born yet. [/i][/b]
Choose wisely.
[spoiler]For real though, if you drop the new raid on a weekend I'll be able to play it with friends, as opposed to getting off work and they've already ran it. [/spoiler]
[b]EDIT:[/b] [i]Bungie has announced the raid for a Friday. Likely to troll me. But, I am grateful. [/i]
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I'm glad your using tragedies in your satire post for a shitty video game. Very mature and well thought out. I know people who died in those towers. I hope you die slowly in a car fire.