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funniest things a noob has said to you in destiny

There's some funny things they say if you have one I want to hear about it
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  • Edited by Jeff the Cabal: 4/13/2017 1:24:46 AM
    A noob claims to have done the raid multiple times at level 26. I know he didn't so I tried to fool him. I was going around the forums and saw this guy, he was a level 26 and he was looking for some buddies to do the raid. I love doing raids with new players, show them around and helping them. But whenever they lie and won't admit it's there first time even though I know it's there first time, I will always fool them with this. *before everyone joins* Me: "alright. There are three bosses here, Templar, Atheon, and Xylar, -Templar is the easiest, looks like a crab thing that's standing up, you destroy the oracles and attack him when his shields are down. -Atheon, he looks kind of like a giant vex..three people are teleported to Mars or Venus, they destroy the oracles in there and then teleport back. Then you go into the center platform and attack him. -and last Xylar, he spawns right after atheon, after defeating atheon, you jump to the back of the room and wait for Xylar to spawn. He is a three headed dragon robot vex thing. Oracles will spawn like crazy, so you need to take those things out quickly. Then after that's done, three more people will teleport to Venus or Mars and destroy the oracles there. They'll be teleported back and you start shooting the center head. You do that until the center head blows up and repeat the same thing with the other two" Noob: "I know. There all really easy." Me:"yeah, I personally think Xylar is the hardest. Afterall he is the final boss" Noob:"he is kinda tough the first few times..but once you get use to fighting him it's pretty easy" ---*time pass*--- *beat atheon* Noob:" alright guys, the final boss is about to spawn! Get to the back of the map and get ready!!" Everyone: Dafuq.... Me:*starts crying of laughter* EDIT: I still can't believe this post is still alive!! EDIT 2: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/147510697/0/0 -a few people help made some internet lore for Xylar :) EDIT 3: we made it to 1k! :DD tank yu! EDIT 4: silly drawing of xylar I did on my free time: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150547906/0/0

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