Our beards allow us to accomplish many things, the picture above depicts a few of our marvelous abilities. Edit 1: [quote]It's the mustache tax. "Scientific research, commissioned by the Guinness Brewing Company, found that the average mustachioed Guinness drinker traps a pint and a half of the creamy nectar every year." -gravytrain28[/quote] Edit 2: Those who bash the beard aren't blessed with a beard. Edit 3: Beard thread is trending. Edit 4: It's over 200!