Fellow Elitists, I come to you in a time of need.
This morning, a code 10 signal was sent out. As you all know, code 10 is our highest level of alert. The rumors have started to go around, and it's true. Xûr is selling Gjallarhorn.
No longer can we band together as brothers and sisters united by the power of RNG granting us the ability to earn Gjallarhorn(s).
Many of the rebels who have participated in the transactions of currency with Xûr believe that by obtaining their strange coins, they have "Earned" Gjallarhorn.
Do not fall into their lies, Guardians. These rebels no not what they speaketh of. RNG is the only one capable of granting you the ability to earn a weapon such as Gjallarhorn. Receiving Strange Coins is from the Weekly Heroic is not earning them, because they are not RNG in the Weekly Heroic.
The Traveler has twisted the minds of these Guardians. They run through our world, unupgraded Gjallarhorns in hand, not knowing the pleasure and torture of [b]earning[/b] a Gjallarhorn.
We must stand united, fellow Elitists. We cannot let them break us in this time of sorrow.
Stand strong, resist the traveler, and trust no one.
They will use everything in their power to try and change your mind. Even their most favorite weapon... [b]salt.[/b]
I have sent out messengers with the location of our new Headquarters. A meeting will be held tomorrow night there. Do not miss it, fellow Elitists. For great news will be discussed.
So finally, fellow Elitist, I come to you with this question.
[spoiler]What are those?!?!?[/spoiler]
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ill say this once and ll say it again. JUST because you have a gjallahorn doesn't mean you have experience. us elitists have been thrown to the wolves with these children who are running around with such a powerful weapon. just yesterday I struggled with two squeakers in the 32 poe because they couldn't get the timing right to shot the boss with their rockets. twas a sad day indeed when I realized that these mortals did not understand the struggle we faced to get our beloved rocket launcher. sigh.......