Replace song lyrics with destiny related topics! Here's mine, to the tune of Big man with a gun, Nine inch nails.
I am a big man yes I am and I've got a big thorn
Got me a big shotgun and I'm gonna have fun
Held against your account
I'll make you delete it
Maybe I'll put a hole in your head you know, just for the XP of it
Well I can lag switch you if I want I've got key logger
Im hard as plaststeel and I've got the power
I'm every inch an awoken
I'll show you somehow
Me and my -blam!-ing thorn
Nothing can stop me now
Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
I'm gonna bladedance all over you
Edit, I'm bored