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Edited by muellersRULE: 8/24/2015 3:59:38 AM
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Anyone got any dark jokes

Wanna hear a joke? a guy took a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? [spoiler]bubbles is a guy[/spoiler] Why is Sarah sad? [spoiler]because she has an abusive stepfather [/spoiler] I wrote this thing semi drunk and I can't believe all the response it has had We just hit 666 replays on this thread so I think we all might die And can someone tell me how the fûck I find out how many replies this has its driving me crazy or at least tell many I have now
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  • That joke is so dark it nearly stole my bike!

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    What's the only positive thing about the ghetto [spoiler]HIV[/spoiler] Why do orphans like tennis [spoiler]because it's the only love they'll ever get[/spoiler] What's black, smells, and has 17 tits [spoiler]a trash bag outside of a breast cancer research facility [/spoiler]

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  • Edited by Hayabusam60: 9/6/2015 11:25:36 PM
    A daughter asks her dad if she can have a sleepover with her girlfriends and he agrees. Later on, he over hears their game of truth or dare to which the daughter's friend asks her when the last time she had an orgasm was. The daughter replied, "Oh, about 3 days ago." and her dad bursts into the room yelling, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!" What's pink, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage. What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin. Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because they weren't born yesterday. A family walks into a hotel. The father goes to the man at the front desk and says “I hope the porn is disabled”. The guy at the desk replies, “It’s just regular porn you sick -blam!-.” How do you fit four gay men on one stool? Turn the stool upside down. A little girl goes into the shower with her mom. She looks up at her mothers' breasts and says "Mommy, when will I get those?" Her mother says "when you're older". A few days later she goes into the shower with her dad. She looks up at his penis and says "Daddy, when will I get one of those?" Her father says "when your mother leaves for work". A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they -blam!-ed in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it." Jesus Christ may have fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish...but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast. What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution. Asians drive so bad I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident. How do you kill 20 flies with one hit? Slap an Ethiopian in the face. So I was r@ping this chick last night and she starts crying out, "my kids! Please think of my kids!" ....kinky bitch What's black underneath and white on top? Society. What's black on top and white underneath? R@pe. How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black. What's the first thing you do after you r@pe a deaf girl? Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone. Who are the worlds fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in ten seconds.

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      • What do you throw at a drowning Mexican [spoiler]His wife and kids[/spoiler]

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        • Dont make black jokes those are just dark. And now that im being a party pooper no mexican jokes, theyre just crossing the border. I also dont see the humor in blind jokes so no one can make them. I just cant stand handicap jokes so none of those either. Also i hate having to hear deaf jokes.

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          • What do you throw at a drowning Mexican [spoiler]His wife and kids[/spoiler]

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          • Edited by Onlinetgtgkkpp21: 10/24/2015 11:05:45 PM
            Roses are black Violets is black Everything's black I can't see I'm blind

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          • Some of these jokes are so dark you could enslave them.

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            • What do you call a woman who's had multiple miscarriages? [spoiler]a mausoleum[/spoiler]

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              What's black and white and red all over [spoiler]a penguin in a blender[/spoiler]

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                What's the difference between a lambo and a pile of 20 dead babies I don't have a lambo in my garage

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              • I got home to find my bathtub full of dead babies. I was devestated. [spoiler]Forgot my rubber duck.[/spoiler]

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              • What's more boring than watching grass grow? [spoiler]Having to watch a baby grow[/spoiler] [spoiler]Also seeing these boring, unoriginal and repetitive race jokes[/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler]

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              • how do you blindfold a Chinese person? [spoiler]with dental floss[/spoiler] what's the difference between a dead dog in the street and a dead black man in the street? [spoiler]theres swerve marks in front of the dog[/spoiler] how do you make a Mexican finish a marathon? [spoiler]turn on the police sirens[/spoiler] why doesn't Mexico have a navy? [spoiler]because cardboard can only hold one person without sinking[/spoiler] how do Chinese people name their kids? [spoiler]they throw pots and pans down the stairs[/spoiler]

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                • Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? [spoiler]Neither did she.[/spoiler]

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                • When Sally killed Rachel and Cindy why did she die instantly? [spoiler]Sally was schizophrenic[/spoiler]

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                • When I was with ur mom last night I guess u could say there was only a [spoiler]little light[/spoiler]

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                • Edited by TheDubAddict: 10/18/2015 9:07:18 PM
                  ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ [spoiler]I wrote the joke but it was so dark, you can't see it due to the squares.[/spoiler] [spoiler]please kill me now[/spoiler]

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