So basically, on my first character, I decided to just go berserk and kill absolutely everybody that I could. I succeeded. Every city was a damn ghost town. However, I remember one specific time while visiting Whiterun, I headed into the Companions HQ, to see if there was a Daedra Heart there (keep in mind that after I completed the side quest, I killed all of the companions. I remember killing Farkus by decapitating him and killing some other dude by burning him.) So, I headed downstairs and after I head into the hall, Farkus and the other guy I killed are right there. In front of me, with no head and a burnt body. I screamed. Loud as shit.
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The entire town of Riverwood trying to mutilate me for lightly tapping a cow with a sheild.
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Turned rabbit into Daedra then the dragon in civil war quest(forgot name) into sweet roll
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Walking around playing with Wobbajack when a random guy comes up and asks me to use it on him, I did and he turned into a daedra...
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Edited by Troy the Unggoy: 9/2/2015 3:23:11 AMMy friend once had the vampire chick revive a god forsaken deer. Then after he finished a dungeon and fast traveled to whiterun he noticed the deer was still there. He tried some console commands to kill it, but it just wouldn't die no matter what he did. So he figured out the console command for scaling something and scaled it down so he barely saw it.
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In the Mehrune's Razor quest the guy in Dawnstar who you can brawl for a piece of the dagger died when I talked him into the brawl and a dragon flew down out of nowhere, landed on the sawmill and just [i]melted[/i] that poor bastard. I took the key to his house and chest and took the fragment. And when I came out again so I could kill the dragon I found in a little ways away from Dawnstar fighting an oversize Frostbite Spider. The spider won. The end.
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LOOOOOOOL
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Tried to reanimate a dragon corpse. The corpse was blasted away .
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EVERYTIME I BUY A HORSE A DRAGON ATTACKS!! ITS LIKE THE HORSE IS COVERED IN STEAK SAUCE OR SOMETHING!!
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Got fusrodah'd right onto a trap and then it caused me to fallout of the map. Was kinda funny, but had to start the dungeon thing over.
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I was at Riverwood blacksmith, and I hear CLANG CLANG CLANG behind me. Kharjo was glitching inside some ingots I threw on the ground, and a second later Kharjo shoots off at the speed of light towards Bleak Falls Barrow After a bit of TCL, I found Kharjo, all his limbs were snapped the wrong way, and his mouth was hanging open. And he was twitching still. (His arm was stuck in a rock) Poor Kharjo
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I killed a dragon on riverwood and everybody went there to see him, then i fast traveled to solitude because of the war and there they were, all the riverwood folks had come with me along with a giant dragon skeleton, yeah a normal day on skyrim
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The mammoth
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I learned how to break the game using the Ritual stone and the Atherial Crown. I ran around with a army of the dead Imperials and Stormcloaks AND the dead of the Orc stronghold. A giant killed me when i added drauger to the mix.
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I killed a dragon. It got stuck in my house and had a seizure every time I came out of my house. After a while, he just twitched into the sky. I saw it again in whiterun. It phased through the street, and EVERYONE in whiterun came to see it. I couldn't help it. I Fus Ro Dah'd all of them.
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Getting ready to fight Alduin. Potions, armour and weapons using double daggers because stealth. Run up see him fly down. I one hit him with Mehrunes Dagger and I'm like well that was anti climactic.
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Edited by Engrapadora: 7/20/2015 5:04:29 AMI pressed the option to ride a horse but my character just climbed on its back so the horse could carry him around. wtf?
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Being stuck in room without away out because of a glitch during dead mans respite quest
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Oh yeah, another one A town guard (forgot which region) performed a finisher on a dragon. I gave (reverse pickpocket) him daedric armor and HE ACTUALLY EQUIPPED IT several days later. That man is legendary...
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Edited by qy: 7/20/2015 7:26:43 PMAfter doing the civil war quest in Whiterun, right outside of the blacksmith, i noticed there were two hairy naked legs poking straight out of the ground. When i went over to search the body, it said that the name of the character was Brill. I was -blam!-ing confused, but i had an idea. I forged some daedric armor with health and two-handed buffs (minus the helmet), and made a daedric battleaxe. I planted all of these items on Brill's body and used the dead thrall spell to resurrect him. Now, i wasn't quite sure if he would fall through the world and i would lose all of my stuff, or if he would don the armor given to him and valiantly adventure through the province with me. As the dead thrall spell hit him, the legs began to sink into the ground and all i saw was a hairy chest emerge from the ground. Then there were glitchy smacking noises and he fell through the world. Defeated but ultimately amused, I left Whiterun to go steal crops. And then it happened. When the loading screen ended and i was outside Whiterun, a balding middle-aged man donning daedric armor stood beside me. All he said was "UUUUHHHH." And from that moment on, I had a perfectly compliant guinea pig for my horrible experiments. That thrall probably died more from me abusing it than actual fights. The end.
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Blue the ebony knight off a mountain and killed him it was awesome until his dead body glitches and started attacking
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Haven't played long enough but when killing a dragon in riften We killed the blood dragon (with guards ) 1 minute later Gaurs says " how could regular men kill a dragon in white run we wouldn't stand a chance "
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I was clearing out a dungeon and I found a dead alchemist in a cage that was rag dolling on meth without stopping. It hyper speed flopped out of the cage and started coming towards me. Exorcist type shit.
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Mammoths were spawning... From the sky... They died when they hit the ground. Best thing ever.
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Edited by ALoafOfBagels: 7/19/2015 8:55:44 PMIn the Dragonborn dlc, I went to Solstheim. Some of you may have seen this, but one time there was a mage, in the middle of the desert, paging through a Tome, and saying: "Hmm, so this spell should grant me the ability to fly...alright, here we go!" He has a spell in his hand, casts it; and just shoots straight up! Like a rocket! I'm looking straight up, looking for him, standing in awe, then a minute later, his corpse lands on the ground. I lold so hard!
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The guy that gives jobs for the thieves guild was dead on the ground but I tried to take his things and he could still talk. I cracked up when he was all "Ready to make some serious coin?"
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Right after I beat skyrim and finished talking to parthanax (u know who I mean) I fast traveled to the tower where you first fight and kill a dragon just to see if they still spawned since u could normally find a dragon there. Looking around and a dragon crashes into the ground right next to me dead. No idea why. Also earlier today I load up my character in eso and he spawned up in the air above riften and fell to his death.