I found a few Destiny jokes that made me laugh, wanted to share them with the community. Not sure if you've heard them or not, but here! Have a laugh or two!
Why do you have a No Land Beyond above your fire place? Because I like it on dis mantle.
How does Rahool like his legendary engrams? Medium-rare.
Why don't Warlock's have any exotic boots? Because they're used to being carried.
I wanted to make a Destiny joke, but all the good ones Archon.
I like my guns how I like my women, exotic.
Why do female guardians always argue? Because they always want The Last Word.
What do Novawalkers apply to chapped lips? Nova Balm.
Doctor please help me. I've got this disease and I think it may be Invective.
Why doesn't the Cryptarch ever sleep? Because he's Awoken.
If you have any good ones, feel free to leave 'em below!
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Edited by ant: 7/18/2015 3:30:41 PMWhy do Titans eyes always hurt? Because they can't blink. I was gonna make a joke about gjallarhorn, never mind you'll never get it. I don't want to have vex and get harpies. Sparrow fuel can't melt plasteel plating.