JavaScript is required to use Bungie.net

OffTopic

Surf a Flood of random discussion.
Edited by ResonantParoxysm: 7/7/2015 1:10:16 AM
21

I keep having these dreams...

Where I cut my dick off. I can't remember the reasons why but when it happens I just casually pull out a knife and take my dick off. I don't cut it, it just kinda comes off like a Lego or something. When I get done with whatever (can't remember) I do with it I look back down as if I expect to be able to put it back on. I try to figure it out for a second and then decide "whatever" and just go on with the rest of my dream. What recurring dreams do you have flood?

Posting in language:

 

Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

  • I think you might be a woman trapped in a man's body. You should try going tranny

    Posting in language:

     

    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

  • I keep being helpless about my best friend dying in front of my eyes. One time it involved thrall.

    Posting in language:

     

    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

  • Edited by CaptxnChaos: 7/7/2015 10:35:15 PM
    I had a dream where my mom was acting kind of like a bitch and everyone in my house realized this except her and we were all just sick of her and so when my mom called for me to wake up I was really upset at her and I said "for the love of god woman shut the hell up!" And she had no idea why I was so upset and everyone in the house was just staring at me. [spoiler]When I explained myself her response was "oh..."[/spoiler]

    Posting in language:

     

    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

  • They don't happen on a regular basis, but I hate dreaming about [aquarium] fish, driving, or my teeth. Fish in aquariums usually end up jumping out, and I freak out for them (though lately they have been flying instead of flailing, so I guess it's not so bad). Whenever I dream drive, I always seem to lack traction and don't have a good view (I'm either in the back seat, it's too bright, or some other obstruction). I get exceptionally frightened when my teeth become loose, or even fall out. Long ago, I used to have another recurring dream about not wanting to go into my Grampa's bathroom (bathrooms on the whole freaked me out as a kid). However, they never happened after I finally made it in and found nothing wrong.

    Posting in language:

     

    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

  • Yall ever woken up from a sex dream right at the good part, so you quickly try to go back to sleep hoping you'll dream about it again ? Never works

    Posting in language:

     

    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

    4 Replies
    • I had a period for about 4 years all I dreamt about was getting hit by a car.

      Posting in language:

       

      Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

    • Me and one random grumpy old guy being in a house with 3 women that just love to tease anyone either by just being annoying, or by giving out inuendos like moxxi from borderlands... <_< its gotten disturbing sometimes seeing as how i remember them giving inuendos of kinky sh!t i aint into.

      Posting in language:

       

      Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

      2 Replies
      • When I was 10 I had this dream where I was on a play ground with my friends who I left behind when I moved. Then I saw this "monster" in the woods and it took them all away and "killed them." Then I sat on the swings all alone. A monument to all my sins.

        Posting in language:

         

        Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

      • If you just had one you could cut of.. Then you could do that when you wake up!

        Posting in language:

         

        Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

      • Edited by Spirit Wolf: 7/7/2015 1:32:54 AM
        One particularly... But it's rare [spoiler]I don't "dream" often, they're like I control them: what I want to see[/spoiler][spoiler] but this one is uncontrolled: being a wolf like for real being there, in real places, even some that I will only see after the dream and when I wake up I have this lucid memories as if my dream was what I've done instead of sleeping...[/spoiler][spoiler]:/[/spoiler][spoiler]cool[/spoiler][spoiler]I guess[/spoiler]

        Posting in language:

         

        Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

        9 Replies
        • I haven't had any recurring dreams lately, but when I was younger I had one that would occur every two years, and progress slightly farther each time. Short version, i'm on one side of a glass wall, and see another me on the other side. It turns into a hideous beast, and slaughters everyone I knew or cared for at the time. Each time, after everyone was killed and the glass was sufficiently caked with blood to obscure most of my vision through it, it would try to break through the glass and go for me. And each dream, the glass would crack a little more. I can't remember whether it completely broke or not the last time, but I haven't had it in about...four years now, I think? Something like that.

          Posting in language:

           

          Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

          2 Replies
          • Your dream means you are supposed to undergo a sex change. [spoiler]hehe[/spoiler]

            Posting in language:

             

            Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

            1 Reply
            • its quite scary but I always got this dream around the ex scat same time. So whenever school would go on break for like 2 weeks or there would be time of more then usually. I would have a dream were the next day I wake and my brother is telling me that I need to go to school even though I even knew in the dream it was the holiday. I would end up going. also one thing that is also embarrassing that would happen 100% of the time is Ok I would go there with my pajarmer's top and........boxers. id go through the entire day like that trying my best to hide it but no one noticed it scares me to this day

              Posting in language:

               

              Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

            • Strangely enough, none of my dreams recur, nor are they lucid...

              Posting in language:

               

              Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

              2 Replies
              • Caitlynn jenner confirmed!!!

                Posting in language:

                 

                Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

              • Skeletons presenting me with a faze title and a year supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos.

                Posting in language:

                 

                Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                2 Replies
                • Recurring dreams where I am falling from the sky. That's a bit odd.

                  Posting in language:

                   

                  Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                • It's a premonition, it will keep happening until you cut it off.

                  Posting in language:

                   

                  Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                  1 Reply
                  • I keep dreaming about op being a fgt.

                    Posting in language:

                     

                    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                    1 Reply
                    • Maybe you're gonna become a real girl.

                      Posting in language:

                       

                      Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                    You are not allowed to view this content.
                    ;
                    preload icon
                    preload icon
                    preload icon