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Edited by Schruef: 7/6/2015 12:04:58 AM
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There was this girl, who I haven't seen for years...

There she was, it was years since I’d seen her. Let me back up for you. Years ago when I was young I met this guy, who was bored. So I decided that I had nothing better to do so I went out with him to play games with his action figure set. Later in the year I we became friends and I went to his house where I met his twin. Love at first sight for me. She seemed indifferent. They were more out there than I was and took me on lots of adventures around the waters of maryland. I enjoyed every second of it. Our families became close and we all know each other. But, sadly, they moved away. Years later, they came back. Everything had changed. It was the same old same old, but she was much more, well, advanced, shall I say. More beautiful than I can remember. I learned that she was now a lesbian. I was very disappointed. But we had fun, anyways. Two nights later at around 10, every one was at the fire pit having good laughs. I went back to get some more drinks for us all. When I was walking out, she pushed me back inside. She started talking to me about how I changed. She asked if the house changed at all. I said “yea, I little. I’ll show you.” I walked her around the house until we got to my bedroom. Then she pushed me back onto my bed. As she straddles me, I get harder and I can feel her on me. I decided to do something I had been meaning to do for a while, I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later! Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
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