Meanwhile at Bungies sales meeting … [b]CEO:[/b] “Well Gentlemen, as we all know, we made Destiny very addictive, but as we keep losing players daily, it is apparent we didn’t make Destiny addictive enough. So at the advice of our top psychologist, Dr Verruckt, we have an exciting product announcement for you. Please Dr Verruckt, tell us of your findings” [b]DrVerruckt:[/b] “Ja, danke Bobby” [b]Dev1[/b]:<Whispers to Dev2> “Why are the evil psychologists, always German?” [b] DrVerruckt:[/b] “SILENCE!...Now let me explain. Ja? Five years ago, vee decided to apply behavioral sciences to Destiny, this vas not limited to habit loops, but also applying the experimental Zeigarnik effect. Vhich basically means, that a person vill feel compelled to return to finish an uncompleted task” [b]Dev2:[/b] “Oh you mean like the Elder Cipher?” [b]DrVerruckt:[/b] “Ja exactly, now the problem is. Eventually the mice vill find a new maze, once they realize the Cheese is not worth the task, or the proverbial Cake is a lie” [b]Dev3:[/b] “But Bungie is my retirement plan. If everyone leaves there won’t be a game!” [b]Dev2:[/b] “I know. I can’t go back working at Disney, I’ve developed allergies to Kids!” [b]Dev1:[/b] “What can we do Dr? Please save us!” [b]DrVerruckt:[/b] “Not to worry Point Dexter’s, we realized that ve also needed a physical addiction to this game, and after much product research by your CEO Bobby, we have found the perfect product, REDBULL!” [b]Dev1:[/b] “Eww, but that stuff tastes like Cough Syrup mixed with children’s tears!” [b]Dev2[/b]: “Yeah, wasn’t it invented in John Romero’s bathtub, during a cocaine party back in the 90’s?” [b]Dev3:[/b] “I think we should just give Gjallarhorn’s away, to anyone willing to quit E.S.O for a while” [b]Dev2:[/b] “YEAH!” [b]***DrVerruckt smashes his hand against the table in anger***[/b] [b] DrVerruckt:[/b] “SILENCE!!!” [b]Dev3:[/b]….. [b]DrVerruckt:[/b] “Now, you vill all do as I say, you vill all drink two cases of Redbull, and report back here in the morning, disobedience vill not be tolerated!” [b]Dev3:[/b] “I know my rights, and I don’t think I have to put that sludge into my body” [b]DrVerruckt:[/b] “Ohh you don’t heir Johnson? Perhaps, I should explain to everyone you’re Mother Issues, and those weird feelings you have been going through?” [b]Dev3:[/b] “I uggh, will take three cases Sir, you can count on my support”