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7/3/2015 7:50:19 AM
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Craziest things you've heard over ESO voice.
Basically as it is. What is some of the craziest stuff you have heard over ESO's voice chat so far? 2 days ago I heard a couple having sex or someone was watching porn.
[spoiler]not sure if this belongs in offtopic or gaming. [/spoiler]
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Two players arguing lol
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15 RepliesEdited by Yarbey: 7/3/2015 9:28:46 AMIt was obvsly porn, everyone who owns a ps4 are neck beards. That lose fist fights in dairy queens parking lot.
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Edited by Velocity51: 7/4/2015 9:07:32 PMSome kid kept saying "hola" for probably 15 minutes without stopping. The entire time there was some black guy that kept yelling at him to "shut the -blam!- up kid"
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Guy slamming his door constantly for 5 minutes while I was in Davon's Watch, guy giving blowjob to mic later that day
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Yo same thing, a guy and his gal were just going at it.
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Vampire Shrine Strippers dancing to techno. Werewolf Shrine Squeakers begging for bites.
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Some guy going off for ten minutes cause there were some guys making fun of the fact that he was gay. Kept on saying oh cause I'm black I can't be gay? Then proceeded to say he was gonna cut the guys making fun of him. Wild. I just stuck around to hear it play out.
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Go to the vampire or werewolf shrines. That's where some of the weirdest, douchiest, and funniest people hang out in the game. i stumbled apon the vamp shrine right as everyone was getting naked and dancing to Beyoncé. I went over to the werewolf shrine and they were all in a circle playing duck duck goose. They then proceeded to play their "werewolf games" which consisted of foot races, rap battles, joke telling competitions, yo mama jokes, and singing contests. The winner of the games was awarded a bite for free. People are crazy
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2 RepliesKahjiit riding a lion mount with a panther pet was playing a song about loving cats ;-; so beautiful
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2 Replies"Let's have a naked party" which was followed by everyone in the first dominion city stripping and dancing for three hours talking to each other
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1 ReplyEdited by Oddball: 7/3/2015 6:21:34 PMI always hear babies crying everyday on the EU server. I'm not even joking. They scream so loud that it could literally make your ears' bleed.
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1 ReplyEdited by Kannon: 7/3/2015 8:12:55 PM"What do you mean I only play this game all day?! Ohhhhhh -blam!- you. I mowed the lawn this morning! What have you been doing?! Oh yeah... right. I don't tell you not to read your -blam!-ing books." I followed him around a good twenty minutes listening to this argument.
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Once I heard someone say the game was actually halfway decent, right before I deleted it ;)
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I logged on, heard 2 spanish people arguing and turned off voice chat. Hasn't been on since. I turn general chat off in MMO's, reading pointless shit is bad enough I don't want it spewed into my ears so i'll keep that off.
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Someone in deep voice going any want to quest quest ....quest repeating him self for good 20mins
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1 ReplyHeard a full blown christian republican debating a socialist liberal. All i can say is, one side studies their claims, and one does not.
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A guy was doing a spot on khajit impression funny as hell
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30k for Dwarven shield motif
