Oryx: what u up 2 skolas ma lad?
Skolas:Just on the run from the Queen of the reef m8
Oryx: Not paying ur rent again?
Skolas: No,just starting a rebellion with Greg and the lads.
Oryx: Sweet,whats the plan now?
Skolas: Trying to take over all the other houses for a house party :)
Skolas: Wanna come?
Oryx: nah m8,going all" Taken 2" out on the Guardians,with an army of blue candles.
Skolas: Blue candles?
Oryx: I kidnapped bunch of nobodies and messed with their minds more than Spiderman 3 did.
Skolas: That cold blooded m8
Skolas: GOD DAMN GUARDIANS!NO HOUSE RAVES NOW :(
Oryx: Guardians ruin everything from genocide to the tennis matches,its not right m8
Skolas: IKR
Oryx: You know what I told Crota when I dumped him on a large piece of rock in the butt-end of space?
Skolas:what?
Oryx: I told him he was suppose to wipe out humanity and bring Earth into the realm of darkness.Instead he kills a few thousand guardians,goes to sleep for a few centuries,wakes up for a snack break and gets killed by a grand total of 6 guardians.Now I'm having to send my huge glorified space coffin to earth to teach em a lesson.
Oryx: Are you there?
Skolas: yeah m8,just doing some time travel now,plan to erase the future by erasing the past.That mumbo-jumbo.
Oryx: we got a real class act over here :o
Skolas:OMG AGAIN,i got captured and taken down by a Guardian and a bunch of awoken scrubs who just sat on the sidelines eating baby carrots.
Oryx: Get rekt m9
Skolas: At least I'm not father who leaves his kids on the far end of space for centuries.
Oryx: Your gonna get taken to a new dimension...that is if I can retrieve you before you get taken back to your cell in prison of elders?
Skolas:At least I come back round a second time ready to get my revenge with my lads.
Oryx: Only for you to get beaten 5 minutes later scrub.
*Skolas has gone offline*
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Gr8 m8 Made me laugh my ass off