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6/30/2015 8:21:22 PM
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When Skolas and Oryx start texting each other.....

Oryx: what u up 2 skolas ma lad? Skolas:Just on the run from the Queen of the reef m8 Oryx: Not paying ur rent again? Skolas: No,just starting a rebellion with Greg and the lads. Oryx: Sweet,whats the plan now? Skolas: Trying to take over all the other houses for a house party :) Skolas: Wanna come? Oryx: nah m8,going all" Taken 2" out on the Guardians,with an army of blue candles. Skolas: Blue candles? Oryx: I kidnapped bunch of nobodies and messed with their minds more than Spiderman 3 did. Skolas: That cold blooded m8 Skolas: GOD DAMN GUARDIANS!NO HOUSE RAVES NOW :( Oryx: Guardians ruin everything from genocide to the tennis matches,its not right m8 Skolas: IKR Oryx: You know what I told Crota when I dumped him on a large piece of rock in the butt-end of space? Skolas:what? Oryx: I told him he was suppose to wipe out humanity and bring Earth into the realm of darkness.Instead he kills a few thousand guardians,goes to sleep for a few centuries,wakes up for a snack break and gets killed by a grand total of 6 guardians.Now I'm having to send my huge glorified space coffin to earth to teach em a lesson. Oryx: Are you there? Skolas: yeah m8,just doing some time travel now,plan to erase the future by erasing the past.That mumbo-jumbo. Oryx: we got a real class act over here :o Skolas:OMG AGAIN,i got captured and taken down by a Guardian and a bunch of awoken scrubs who just sat on the sidelines eating baby carrots. Oryx: Get rekt m9 Skolas: At least I'm not father who leaves his kids on the far end of space for centuries. Oryx: Your gonna get taken to a new dimension...that is if I can retrieve you before you get taken back to your cell in prison of elders? Skolas:At least I come back round a second time ready to get my revenge with my lads. Oryx: Only for you to get beaten 5 minutes later scrub. *Skolas has gone offline*
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