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Edited by The Real Obama:
6/30/2015 8:21:04 PM
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How to make your essay last longer
Want to extend the the length of your essay without doing any work? Simply, just put the the word "the" in two times in a row every time. It will extend the the Length of your work quite substantially. Don't believe me? Read this post again
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1 ReplyHoly grammar Batman
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THUG LIFE
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1 ReplyMind blown
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2 RepliesThis post shall never die!
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3 Replies/Comparison\ I went to the bank to deposit all the checks I obtained from the Library. The checks were each equal to $200. The banker asked for the Chase Card I always carry around. I grabbed my wallet and the banker took it right out of my hands. A 357. Revolver was pointing to the spot between my eyes. The banker said, "Turn the hell around!" I turned to see the customers on the ground with their mouths taped up. Oh shit. ------------------------------------------------------- I went to the the bank to deposit all the the checks I obtained from the the Library. The the checks were each equal to $200. The the banker asked for the the Chase Card I always carry around. I grabbed my wallet and the the banker took it right out of my hands. A 357. Revolver was pointing to the the spot between my eyes. The banker said, "Turn the the hell around!" I turned to see the the customers on the ground with their mouths taped up. Oh shit. ------------------------------------------------------- With one "The": 10 lines With two "The"s: 11 lines ------------------------------------------------------- \Conclusion/ The method using two "The"s only changed the small story by [b]one line[/b]. It also made the author look as stupid as -blam!-.
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1 ReplyOr add more details like "When l lick the fresh strawberry ice cream with the very tip of my tongue, I felt that I melted in a new paradise from the new flavor." Instead of "I licked the strawberry ice cream. It was good." Notice the difference.
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Wow you ass
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Maybe I'm different, but I always see the second "The".
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Wow ok
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1 ReplyI want to try this, but I don't want to risk it...
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Put as many long intelligent sounding words in there as u can
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8 RepliesEdited by The Son of Suns: 7/2/2015 8:25:38 PMIf your teacher requires that you need an essay to be a certain length, you're in the wrong class.
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Show it some porn
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Holy shit I'm high right now and this post just scared me and now I wanna burrito
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How to make your essay longer? Even when it's cold outside? [spoiler]I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL! D: [/spoiler]
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I mean, every teacher I've ever had has required a certain essay length, but none has ever marked me down for mine being too short.
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It wasn't hard to catch the double in you statement on the first try. I doubt someone who critiques essays for a living would have a hard time finding them either.
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No one else noticed that this was a feature on ifunny like 2 days ago?
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lol didnt notice. You could also inlarge the "."
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This is the the most useful tip of all time.
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You deserve a medal.
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Edited by DINO JAMMY: 7/1/2015 9:13:08 PMThe the mind is blown
