So there's this restaurant with the Bungie concept in my neighborhood and I decided to give it a try. There was an argument that started like this:
[b]Bungie[/b] Here are your fries.
[b]Me[/b] Great. Can I have some ketchup please?
[b]Bungie[/b] Those fries were not meant to be eaten with Ketchup. Our philosophy is that fries should be eaten with malt vinegar.
[b]Me[/b] Great, but you don't even have malt vinegar here, can you please pass me the ketchup?
[b]Some Dude in Line[/b] Bro, ketchup would ruin the whole experience. Your fries will taste like crap and you won't be able to finish them. They'll end up in the trash.
[b]Me[/b] Well, let me decide for myself if the fries are good or not with ketchup.
[b]Some Other Dude in Line[/b] Bro, try it with malt vinegar. There's a shop down the block that sells it, it's not that hard.
[b]Me[/b] You can eat your own fries with malt vinegar if you like. I'm not going to another shop to eat my damn fries!
[b]Bungie[/b] We have other fries in the menu that come with ketchup.
[b]Me[/b] Yes, but those don't come with the Burger.
[b]Some Other Dude[/b] Just come next month for Iron Banner Special. The fries come with ketchup and a burger.
[b]Me[/b] I'm taking my business elsewhere. You cheated me with these fries.
[b]Everybody[/b] Bye Felicia!
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Yup. We've all got guns to your head telling you to eat there. Meanwhile, you're standing in the middle of the restaurant telling all the arriving customers that the food here sucks and your opinion on it is the new law. Then you expect people to not look at you like you've got a unicorn dick growing out of your head. I'm with the "Everybody" in your little scenario.
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Should've bought a redbull to go with them fries
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[b]Waiter:[/b] "What seems to be the problem, sir? An issue with the music?" [b]Me:[/b] "No, it's just that the only food you have here is covered with salt and cheese..." [b]Waiter:[/b] "Can I bring you a drink then, sir?" [b]Me:[/b] "No, all you have is wine." [spoiler]Get it? [u]Wine.[/u][/spoiler]
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Yeah, I can totally empathize with you people. But the Collector's Burger Meal Edition is a pretty cool package for people who want to pursue that stuff. Otherwise, surely what you're saying is that you would want to buy the ketchup fries separately, right? *Laughs* Well, then we have nothing more to talk about regarding your opportunity to spend extra money in the Bungie Restaurant, other than the vinegar fries and next month's version that I just announced. Rather than leave you with a comment on the Bungie philosophy, here's what I'll tell you. If someone made a ketchup-fries-eating emote, I would spend money on that. Like when someone falls in the Vault of Glass. At the moment I bow when I'm trying to mess with them. So... I empathize with some of the things you're saying.
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I like fries and ranch. Sometimes I'll even get BBQ sauce (sweet brown sugar BBQ of course)
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Why would you want fries with ketchup? Pleb.
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I am a warlock my name is Carl I am an awoken ugly race that shouldn't even be in the game
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BYE FELICIA YES.
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Bungie is stupid
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Haha! Very good sir.
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Let me get this straight... You're supposedly a guy, and your name is Felicia?
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Haha spot on!
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We can all agree that destiny is fukking shit and bungie is stupid
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I think u should have made it a [b][u]CHEESE[/u][/b]burger
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Cheese
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You Xurned those fries jk See how stupid this Xurning thing is
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[quote]So there's this restaurant with the Bungie concept in my neighborhood and I decided to give it a try. There was an argument that started like this: [b]Bungie[/b] Here are your fries. [b]Me[/b] Great. Can I have some ketchup please? [b]Bungie[/b] Those fries were not meant to be eaten with Ketchup. Our philosophy is that fries should be eaten with malt vinegar. [b]Me[/b] Great, but you don't even have malt vinegar here, can you please pass me the ketchup? [b]Some Dude in Line[/b] Bro, ketchup would ruin the whole experience. Your fries will taste like crap and you won't be able to finish them. They'll end up in the trash. [b]Me[/b] Well, let me decide for myself if the fries are good or not with ketchup. [b]Some Other Dude in Line[/b] Bro, try it with malt vinegar. There's a shop down the block that sells it, it's not that hard. [b]Me[/b] You can eat your own fries with malt vinegar if you like. I'm not going to another shop to eat my damn fries! [b]Bungie[/b] We have other fries in the menu that come with ketchup. [b]Me[/b] Yes, but those don't come with the Burger. [b]Some Other Dude[/b] Just come next month for Iron Banner Special. The fries come with ketchup and a burger. [b]Me[/b] I'm taking my business elsewhere. You cheated me with these fries. [b]Everybody[/b] Bye Felicia![/quote]