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6/11/2015 11:39:03 AM
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Destiny your-momma's-so-fat jokes
My spoils, please feel free to add more as this legacy should grow:
- Your momma's so fat, the Cabal were made in her image.
- Your momma's so fat, Eris had to bleed out her eyes when she gazed upon her.
- Your momma's so fat, the Darkness is just her shadow.
- Your momma's so fat, Bungie removed her from Destiny because it was such a huge content.
- Your momma's so fat, she uses Valus Ta'aurc tank as a mobility scooter.
DISCLAIMER: these jokes are NOT to be used to offend people. First, because they might throw themselves off a cliff. Second, because your-momma's-so-fat jokes lack credibility.
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Your momma's so fat that the Cabal need to destroy her as any other planet that stands in their way.
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Yo mamas so fat, when she spawns in the tower Lord Shaxx says "You're crushing them"
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Yo Mama Sooooo Faaat all she had to do to go flawless in trails was sit on brother Vance till he gave her flawless
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1 ReplyYo mamas so fat she subbed for Crota's Oversoul when it got sick.
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1 ReplyYo mamma so fat, she broke the Bekenstein limit.
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Yo mama's so fat, she sat down and caused The Collapse...
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6 RepliesYo momma's so fat, when she puts on chatterwhite, people think she's the traveller
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Stick to playing destiny
