>Be me >Bow hunting at like 3:00 AM >Hear rustling from my tree stand >Beenw8ting4lyk5hoursbetterbeadearorillshitabrick.jpg >I w8 for ten minutes and it doesn't stop >Sun finally starts to rise and I get a better view of area >fu‏‏‏‏ck it >I load an arrow in my bow and slowly climb down >I hide in a bush and slowly quietly crawl towards the noise >I get close and hear a moaning and smell beer >I get up and look ahead >I see 12 teenagers all ass naked having a massive fu‏‏‏‏cking orgy on top of 30+ beer cans >mfw world they are in my grade >MFW they are so drunk instead of running they fu‏‏‏‏cking ask me to join in >Can't decide joing in, leaving or putting an arrow in these retards and blaming it on hobos >I just go home >Years later make a porno of the exact situation >Gets more famous then shrek >Make millions >Mom finds out I make porn and gets scared >Sends me to love with auntie and uncle in bel air [spoiler]but serously the thing in the woods actually happend[/spoiler]