Meanwhile at Bungie'..... Dev1: " So Jim what's the hold up with the Optional Matchmaking system? All the programming was done 5 years ago." Dev2: "Well Bob, it's like this, simply put we've ran out of names" Dev1: "I don't understand, can you explain this further?" Dev2: " Well every time someone gets a networking error code, it responds to that area of the game, example Centipede means they were in the Vault of Glass, and we both know optional matchmaking in Trails of Osiris is going to create a few more codes!" Dev1: " You mean to say that in the thousands of Insects and Animals you couldn't come up with a single name?" Dev2: "No, we've used them all!" Dev1: "Seriously??" Dev2: "Well... there is one left but your not going to like it" Dev1: "Really! It can't be that bad, what is it?" Dev2: Whispers " It's umm, Jack Ass sir" Dev1: "Oh no, if someone in Trails of Osiris sees that, and thinks we are talking about them. They might get mad enough to quit the game, and every one knows they are our elite bread and butter, there's no Destiny without them. This is a huge problem Jim, what did marketing have to say?" Dev2: "I tried to call them, but they said something about being busy sacrificing a goat to the Cocaine God John Romero?" Dev1: " Ha ha those rascals" Dev2: "They sounded serious!" Dev1: " Well we're going to have to look for a solution on our own, I guess we could fix our net code so none of these errors happen." *** Both Men Erupt in Laughter!!**** Dev1: " No seriously, just have Deej tell every one that they have no friends, and that their modems suck, and it's problem solved"