How to git gud according to Bungievision: 1)Abuse any of the new broken over-powered weapons in the Crucible. EG Thorn or Last Word, except Last Word is skill based because of it's hard-to-master nature, rather than 2-hit-kill scumbag weapon. 2)Play enough to get the scout rifle from the crucible, NL SHADOW 701X, and reroll it until you get Full-Auto and you're favourite gun sight, and whatever perks else you want(mine has High-Caliber rounds to top it off as a Suros Stand-in). Marvel at a scout rifle that fires as fast as the Suros did scoped in, but deals 29 damage on a body shot, and 43 damage on a headshot. Cry because Thorn is too dramatically overpowered for your new Suros MKII to mean anything when you die in under a second to the Thorn. Nerf it down to reasonable standards bungie, or at least make it short as shit range and innaccurate. This is just sad. 3) Don't play PvP because it's broken imbalanced and feeds upon the Orbs of Fist of Panic and Blade Dancing scumbags. 4) Play a game that is rightfully worth more than the bargain bin on content a month after release. 5) Play a game that the developers have actual experience in balancing the individual stats of guns and intensely test them before and after any patches that change stats. And while you're at it, literally any company that has any experience with more than Generic Guns(like Halo) that don't vary between 2 of the same class, and actually have experience with variable stat weapons. Since they have pretty good experience not creating imbalanced playing fields. 6)Worship Satan, Bargain with him so that the souls of every scumbag who uses overpowered weapons now, but complained about Auto-Rifles before the nerf, gets dragged to hell and eternally 'forced' by demons in unpleasant ways. Hypocritical bastards. Get the Last Metaphircal Laugh as you fail to realize Religion is a sham. 7)Wait for Bungie to pull a Mythoclast 2.0 and realize they screwed up again and made an entire class of weapons useless, instead of just 1 gun this time. Then they fix it about a month or so later because it's too hard to change(what is probably a single set of numbers) in an equation that calculates the damage of auto-rifles in PvP. Meanwhile forcing updates out the backside that only fix things that people DON'T complain about and either are neutral too or benefit from.