King Day at Burger King is coming up this Monday. We're to remember all those who died in prior wars protecting Burger King from attack and protecting our French Fries! Welcome to the land of the Whopper and the home of the King. Let's all remember... but wait, this is all bullshit. Burger King isn't in threat of being invaded. In fact, the last time a Burger King was invaded was in 2014 when a Burger King was burned to the ground by the British. Here is a list of the countries the Burger King has invaded: [quote] Egypt Morocco South Africa Afghanistan Cambodia China Bahrain Hong Kong India Indonesia Brunei Iraq Japan Jordan Kuwait Kazakhstan Lebanon Malaysia Maldives Macao Nepal Oman Pakistan Philippines Qatar South Korea Saudi Arabia Singapore Sri Lanka Taiwan Thailand Timor-Leste United Arab Emirates Vietnam Antigua and Barbuda Aruba Bahamas Barbados Cayman Islands Curaçao Dominican Republic Jamaica Saint Lucia Puerto Rico Sint Maarten Trinidad and Tobago Andorra Austria Azerbaijan Bulgaria Croatia Cyprus Czech Republic Denmark Faroe Islands Finland France Georgia Germany Gibraltar Hungary Ireland Italy Macedonia Malta Netherlands Norway Poland Portugal Russia Slovenia Spain Sweden Switzerland Turkey United Kingdom Canada Costa Rica El Salvador Guatemala Honduras Mexico Nicaragua Panama United States Australia Guam Argentina Bolivia Brazil Colombia Chile Ecuador Guyana Paraguay Peru Suriname Uruguay Venezuela Australia Finland France Greece Iceland Israel Romania Slovakia Ukraine United States Virgin Islands Mexico Argentina Japan Turkey Germany Florida Israel Italy South Korea Mexico Netherlands Singapore Canada Russia Switzerland Florida United Kingdom[/quote] The Burger King is protecting my freedom? Sure they are. Keep telling yourself that the Burger King is the only thing keeping other fast food franchises from selling human meat. The Burger King is an invading force. It is not a force for defense. Prove me wrong if you can. [spoiler]You can't[/spoiler]