Step 1: Make World domination plan
step 2: buy whiteboard to write down plan
Step 3: have no ideas
step 4: go to KFC with Dequavious
Step 5: wonder why you bought the whiteboard in the first place...
step 6: try to sell white board to dequavious
step 7: get into a fistfight with Dequavious for not buying it
step 8: Lose fight
step 9: go home as the loser
step 10:let your hatred for dequavious fester in your heart
Step 11: become evil
step 12: actually use whiteboard for evil plan
step 13: enact evil plan
step 14: stamp down anyone who stands in your way
step 15: beat down rebel scum
step 16: DESTROY DEQUAVIOUS WITH A CHICKEN WING BAT
step 17: increase marketing sales
step 18: get enough money to buy a sophisticated science lab
step 19: Clone dequavious
step 20: Repeat step 19 until you have an army
step 21: realize you made a terrible choice in an army because dequavious isn't exactly the most fit
step 22: get terrorized by the army of dequavious's
step 23: Rethink choices in life
step 24: order army to attack local fast food chains around the world
step 25: get gta 5
step 26: watch as world is filled with terror by the fact that their fast food industries are destroyed
step 27: play gta 5 and be the best in the world
Step 28: Order Dequavious clone #20058 to become a businessman
step 29: Dominate industry and business
step 30: Control the flow of the economy
step 31: Buy out all stocks using money gained from industries
step 32: bribe representatives of the state
step 33: bribe senators of the state
step 34: repeat steps 32 and 33 in several states
step 35: get the dequavious clones to take control of congress
step 36: take control of a small third world country in the meantime
step 37: make the clones control government
step 38: forcefully elect yourself as president
step 39: proceed to stamp down resistance from various political parties
step 40: take over all third world countries
step 41: make better clones
step 42: create base on Mars
Step 43: take over other countries through repeat of steps 24 - 39
step 44: sit back with gta V and watch as the world slowly becomes yours
step 45: censor the press
step 46: replace government authorities with puppet governments
step 47: brainwash the public
step 48: Dequavious clone 350 meets Quashawna
step 49: Dequavious clone 6724 gets jealous of dequavious clone 350 and his sqeeze
step 50: Dequavious clone 8356 spreads the word of Quashawna
step 51: your army turns to anarchy
step 52: the world becomes chaos
step 53: go to your sophisticated science lab and clone quashawna
step 54: your army settles down and they all start a family
step 55: the world becomes one giant ghetto
step 56: pray to god for an end to the terrible society that you have created
step 57: natural selection eliminates all white people except for you
step 58: an unexpected ice age hits and everyone becomes very noticeable
step 59: Natural selection takes place again
step 60: albino black people become the superior race
step 61: god quits his job for letting the world come to this
step 62: transformers harvest our sun for energy
step 63: the earth blows up
step 64: we are not alone
step 65: ignore steps 48-64
step 66: skip step 65
step 67: now that you have skipped step 65 skip step 66
step 68: realize that you should not have skipped step 66
step 69: step 69 is another way of saying don't skip step 66 and ignore step 67
step 70: find an evil old lady
step 71: punch out evil old lady
step 72: use sophisticated science lab to create a time machine.
step 73: get corporate businesses to invest in project
step 74: get marty to get in the Delorian
step 75: call yourself doc and keep saying "Great Scott! Marty!"
Step 76: go to 1963
step 77: screw up the past
step 78: fix the past
step 79: realize it's Marty's fault
step 80: GO BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!!!!!
step 81: Realize steps 69-80 are completely useless for world domination.
step 82: Get back on track
step 83: Y'know what? forget that let's go get a dinosaur.
step 84: Get another whiteboard so you can redo-the world domination plan.
step 85: Fail the domination plan.
step 86: Continue domination plan ignore step 85
step 87: RIde a dinosaur across your world, make dinosaurs cyborgs
step 88: Have a clown army riding dinosaurs
step 89: Make religion about clowns riding dinosaurs
step 90: Contiue Plan later
step 91: continue plan
step 92: make jetfuel melt steel beams
step 93: have a party with the illuminati
step 94: make friends with The Eye
step 95: ILLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOMMMMMIIIIINNAAAATTTEEEEEEEE
step 96: Hire someone to help you make your master plan
step 97: wear colorful clothing
step 98: Create more KFCs in your new world filled with chickens and clowns and dinosaurs and the eye
step 99: fuse xbox and playstation with a pc
step 100: Use Time machine to go back to when you first purchased the whiteboard
step 101: Give your past self the time machine to avoid the horrible future you have created.
step 102: have him use it to go back in time and impress the ancient peoples of earth to have them worship you as a god
step 103: Take over the world (again).
step 104: Have them create a power plant so you can play the Xbox/Playstation/Pc you made.
step 105: Play GTA V
step 106: Form a religion around yourself so that you will be worshipped for the rest of time.
step 107: Retire and die of liver failure on your sofa while drinking MTNDEW Kickstart.
step 108: The Kickstart gets your heart pumping again and it brings you back to life.
step 109: Your liver is still not functioning so you die for real this time.
step 110: The End
step 111: or is it???
step 112: get past self from step 101 to take you to the future for a liver transplant
step 113: get liver from Dequavious clone 555555555555555555555555555555
step 114: survive transplant
step 115: Remember that you left pizza in the fridge from when you went into the past
step 116: Sell fossilized pizza for millions of dollars
step 117: AQUIRE CURRENCY!!!!!!!!
step 118: Build nuclear missiles with currency
step 119: Shoot nuclear missles at the sun
step 120: Watch as the Sun explodes
step 121: Laugh evily
step 122: Eat fossilized pizza
step 123: KILL ALL COMMUNISTS
step 124: realize that blowing up the sun was a massive mistake
step 125: play on your new xbox/playstation/pc
step 126: dont skip step 66
step 127: help poor people in africa build schools and hospitals and homes
step 128: watch as your dinosaur malisciously and very hungrily eats all inhabitants of Africa
step 129: much eat very genocide
step 130: kill all the clowns in the world
step 131: repeat step 23
step 132: wonder why you did step 42
step 133: say "meh"
step 134: bush did the alamo
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Gary? GARY! [spoiler]#Fallout 4 master race[/spoiler]
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[quote] step 65: ignore steps 48-64 step 66: skip step 65 step 67: now that you have skipped step 65 skip step 66 step 68: realize that you should not have skipped step 66 step 69: step 69 is another way of saying don't skip step 66 and ignore step 67 [/quote]
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Usually I'd say tl;dr but I actually read all of this and it was amazing
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You have a lot of time on your hands my freind
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why no 25??
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Dumb plan. Here's a better one. Buy 1,000,000,000 Dyson Ball Vacuums (no loss of suction) and point the hoses at the sky. Threaten to turn them on if world dousn't hand over all power to you. Their atmospherics and oxygen are on the line so they have to listen.
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Genius. Now Pinky and the Brain can take over!
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Ah, another one of your threads to bump
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100. Give anal to Oprah
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99. LEROY JENKINS
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This seems too complex. The Seven Steps are better. Let's stick to the plan.
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Flaw proof plan
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Allahu Akbar?