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Edited by joibasta: 5/19/2015 1:47:59 PM
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Garry's World Domination Plan

Step 1: Make World domination plan step 2: buy whiteboard to write down plan Step 3: have no ideas step 4: go to KFC with Dequavious Step 5: wonder why you bought the whiteboard in the first place... step 6: try to sell white board to dequavious step 7: get into a fistfight with Dequavious for not buying it step 8: Lose fight step 9: go home as the loser step 10:let your hatred for dequavious fester in your heart Step 11: become evil step 12: actually use whiteboard for evil plan step 13: enact evil plan step 14: stamp down anyone who stands in your way step 15: beat down rebel scum step 16: DESTROY DEQUAVIOUS WITH A CHICKEN WING BAT step 17: increase marketing sales step 18: get enough money to buy a sophisticated science lab step 19: Clone dequavious step 20: Repeat step 19 until you have an army step 21: realize you made a terrible choice in an army because dequavious isn't exactly the most fit step 22: get terrorized by the army of dequavious's step 23: Rethink choices in life step 24: order army to attack local fast food chains around the world step 25: get gta 5 step 26: watch as world is filled with terror by the fact that their fast food industries are destroyed step 27: play gta 5 and be the best in the world Step 28: Order Dequavious clone #20058 to become a businessman step 29: Dominate industry and business step 30: Control the flow of the economy step 31: Buy out all stocks using money gained from industries step 32: bribe representatives of the state step 33: bribe senators of the state step 34: repeat steps 32 and 33 in several states step 35: get the dequavious clones to take control of congress step 36: take control of a small third world country in the meantime step 37: make the clones control government step 38: forcefully elect yourself as president step 39: proceed to stamp down resistance from various political parties step 40: take over all third world countries step 41: make better clones step 42: create base on Mars Step 43: take over other countries through repeat of steps 24 - 39 step 44: sit back with gta V and watch as the world slowly becomes yours step 45: censor the press step 46: replace government authorities with puppet governments step 47: brainwash the public step 48: Dequavious clone 350 meets Quashawna step 49: Dequavious clone 6724 gets jealous of dequavious clone 350 and his sqeeze step 50: Dequavious clone 8356 spreads the word of Quashawna step 51: your army turns to anarchy step 52: the world becomes chaos step 53: go to your sophisticated science lab and clone quashawna step 54: your army settles down and they all start a family step 55: the world becomes one giant ghetto step 56: pray to god for an end to the terrible society that you have created step 57: natural selection eliminates all white people except for you step 58: an unexpected ice age hits and everyone becomes very noticeable step 59: Natural selection takes place again step 60: albino black people become the superior race step 61: god quits his job for letting the world come to this step 62: transformers harvest our sun for energy step 63: the earth blows up step 64: we are not alone step 65: ignore steps 48-64 step 66: skip step 65 step 67: now that you have skipped step 65 skip step 66 step 68: realize that you should not have skipped step 66 step 69: step 69 is another way of saying don't skip step 66 and ignore step 67 step 70: find an evil old lady step 71: punch out evil old lady step 72: use sophisticated science lab to create a time machine. step 73: get corporate businesses to invest in project step 74: get marty to get in the Delorian step 75: call yourself doc and keep saying "Great Scott! Marty!" Step 76: go to 1963 step 77: screw up the past step 78: fix the past step 79: realize it's Marty's fault step 80: GO BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!!!!! step 81: Realize steps 69-80 are completely useless for world domination. step 82: Get back on track step 83: Y'know what? forget that let's go get a dinosaur. step 84: Get another whiteboard so you can redo-the world domination plan. step 85: Fail the domination plan. step 86: Continue domination plan ignore step 85 step 87: RIde a dinosaur across your world, make dinosaurs cyborgs step 88: Have a clown army riding dinosaurs step 89: Make religion about clowns riding dinosaurs step 90: Contiue Plan later step 91: continue plan step 92: make jetfuel melt steel beams step 93: have a party with the illuminati step 94: make friends with The Eye step 95: ILLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOMMMMMIIIIINNAAAATTTEEEEEEEE step 96: Hire someone to help you make your master plan step 97: wear colorful clothing step 98: Create more KFCs in your new world filled with chickens and clowns and dinosaurs and the eye step 99: fuse xbox and playstation with a pc step 100: Use Time machine to go back to when you first purchased the whiteboard step 101: Give your past self the time machine to avoid the horrible future you have created. step 102: have him use it to go back in time and impress the ancient peoples of earth to have them worship you as a god step 103: Take over the world (again). step 104: Have them create a power plant so you can play the Xbox/Playstation/Pc you made. step 105: Play GTA V step 106: Form a religion around yourself so that you will be worshipped for the rest of time. step 107: Retire and die of liver failure on your sofa while drinking MTNDEW Kickstart. step 108: The Kickstart gets your heart pumping again and it brings you back to life. step 109: Your liver is still not functioning so you die for real this time. step 110: The End step 111: or is it??? step 112: get past self from step 101 to take you to the future for a liver transplant step 113: get liver from Dequavious clone 555555555555555555555555555555 step 114: survive transplant step 115: Remember that you left pizza in the fridge from when you went into the past step 116: Sell fossilized pizza for millions of dollars step 117: AQUIRE CURRENCY!!!!!!!! step 118: Build nuclear missiles with currency step 119: Shoot nuclear missles at the sun step 120: Watch as the Sun explodes step 121: Laugh evily step 122: Eat fossilized pizza step 123: KILL ALL COMMUNISTS step 124: realize that blowing up the sun was a massive mistake step 125: play on your new xbox/playstation/pc step 126: dont skip step 66 step 127: help poor people in africa build schools and hospitals and homes step 128: watch as your dinosaur malisciously and very hungrily eats all inhabitants of Africa step 129: much eat very genocide step 130: kill all the clowns in the world step 131: repeat step 23 step 132: wonder why you did step 42 step 133: say "meh" step 134: bush did the alamo

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