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5/12/2015 6:51:57 AM
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Destiny links to conspiracy of the nerds

Let's be honest guys, a lot of people who were not big time fps players love destiny. So why is that? I'll tell you this, I think the loot system drew everybody in super hard. The armor upgrades and weapon upgrades and ability upgrades make this game such a complicated first person shooter that tons of people play. So the common nerd walks into his favorite comic store, and the guy behind the register says, hey matt, check out this game, I heard it sucks but it's super awesome. Then the unwilling soul gives the man behind the register 25 bucks cause some dude just gave it away because he hated it so much. Unaware victim pops Destiny into Xbox One, because he's a douche, and proceeds to wait for the download to finish while munching hard on some Cheetos. Download is done and cheese nip fingers licks his tips clean, before taking a -blam!-ing triple shot of jeager, because somebody is a lonebody, which is fine with him, but means he totally loves to get hammered by himself and play video games, and selects his character. -blam!- it he doesn't even care to read what class does what he just picks a Titan because he wants to be a tank and kill people by any means other than shooting them with a gun because again, he sucks at first person shooters. After that it is inevitable and our storied protagonist is forever lost and entrapped by the horribly worth it, syphilis infection, that we call Destiny. And no not everybody who plays this game was a nerd who never played fps. That's my shit I used to bounce between skyrim and assassins creed and cod all the time but somehow I've never bought far cry. Thanks for reading

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