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Destiny

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5/7/2015 3:38:48 AM
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Wait a Minute...

So I was thinking one day about the name Destiny for a game. Destiny means fate. Fate..fate..fat? People that play video games all day are fat. Fat people play Destiny. Destiny is fate. Fat people play with their fate by not being healthy. Health..health..Heath..Heath Ledger, the guy who played The Joker in Batman, he died. Died..dyed..dyed his hair yellow to fit the role of Joker. Yellow has 6 letters..you know what else has 6 letters? Letter. The word letter has 6 letters..letter..Ledger, Heath Ledger..he ledged her.. The Exo Stranger stood on a ledge in the cutscene on the moon. Mooning is showing people your bare ass. The Exo has no ass, so she couldn't moon. You know what else has no ass? That's right Heath Ledger because he's dead..so back to He ledged her.. Heath Ledger ledged the Exo Stranger.. That means Heath Ledger put the Exo Stranger on that ledge. You know what else Heath Ledger did? He burned Harvey Dent's face. Dent..dent..he put a dent in Destiny by putting the Exo Stranger on the ledge, therefore deepening the story. Heath Ledger ledged her, denting Destiny's density. But wait, he still burned Harvey Dent. Maybe the Exo Stranger is Harvey Dent because he got burned so bad he needed another body. So Exo Stranger = Harvey Dent. The Exo is a robot, made of steel. The Exo Stranger (a.k.a. Harvey Dent) is made of steel so he/she can't be burned... There you have it; Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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